So this is local but it’s just more proof that I live in Disneyland and Captain Goofy is the sheriff.

I told you about the Sons of the Order of Chainsaws taking down a very expensive political sign of a man who is running against our retiring sheriff’s fair haired boy.

Best I can tell, the retiring sheriff’s boy, Craig Brady, plans on winning this election on Facebook, probably because this whole making speeches thing didn’t work out too well.

So, Brady’s opponent, Constable Troy Nehls, puts a picture of his hacked-to-death sign on his Facebook page.  Later, at 10:27 on a Friday night, while there is murder and mayhem and rape and burglary and drunk drivers and crooks breaking into houses, our sheriff, Milton Wright, decides that the best use of his time is … well, of course,  fighting political flame wars and spit fits on Facebook!

Good grief.  And to think they called it “social media” because it’s supposed to be sociable.

Frankly, we’re all a little surprised that the sheriff can stay up that late because he’s older than most rocks and, to his credit, just about as smart.  But, by gawd, he’s all a’glow with his crime fighting skills by posting this on the page of Brady’s opponent ….

You can click the little one to get the big one.

I blanked out the names of the innocent because it seemed like the right thing to do.

Our sheriff pretty much explains his 4% burglary solve rate by commenting, “good move if you can pull it off What kind of saw did you use Troy.”  Yes, the sheriff was absent the day they taught punctuation.

Now, I am not a law enforcement professional, but I am a beautician and can generally find my hairbrushes and bobbie pins when I need them without waiting for CSI to have a show on it.  So, I am asking myself this:  if Nehls wanted to take down his own sign and blame Brady for it, why would he pick his most expensive sign?  I mean, why wouldn’t he pick one of his cheap ones and leave a bunch of lawsuits around the scene so people would suspect Brady even more?

Thanks to other people rolling their eyes for sending me this Facebook stuff.