George P. Bush, son of Jeb, nephew of Dubya, and grandson of the late George P. Bush, is currently the Land Commissioner in Texas.  He’s going to primary the felony indicted Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton. You know, the dude who went to Dee Cee on January 6th to stand beside Trump at the rally and beg for a pardon.  He didn’t get it.

Trump endorsed George P. and joins Ted Cruz in the category of men who threw their families under the bus for Trump.  Check out his campaign announcement released two days ago – his family is not mentioned, but if ya wanna keep your beer cold, they had this swag.

I missed out on the @georgepbush swag yesterday: The koozie says "this is the only Bush that likes me. This is the Bush that got it right. I like him" – Donald Trump #txlege pic.twitter.com/pFTzQCmoRG

— Scott Braddock (@scottbraddock) June 3, 2021

That’s cold, Little Guy.  Remember when you were 18 and tried to break into your ex-girlfriend’s window at her parents’ home?

He proceeded to break into the house via the woman’s bedroom window, and then began arguing with his ex’s father. Bush, then a Rice University student, soon fled the scene. But he returned 20 minutes later to drive his Ford Explorer across the home’s front lawn, leaving wide swaths of burned grass in his wake. Young Bush avoided arrest when the victims declined to press charges. (3 pages)

Where was Trump then to get you out of trouble?