It Just Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This, Thank God.
And coming to you from western Pennsylvania …
A pastor in western Pennsylvania is speaking out after being accused of open lewdness and indecent exposure after being caught by police with a bound naked man in a car parked on a public street.
No, no, wait, seriously. It was totally innocent.
The pastor, 61-year-old George Nelson Gregory of Munhall, Pa., tells KDKA-TV in Pittsburgh, “I was counseling a young man with a drug problem.”
“It did turn strange, but it wasn’t my doing, OK? And I was adamant that I’m not participating in that way. And so that’s when the police pulled up, and they assume things, but I’m standing by my story. It’s not true.”
Strange? Nah, it happens everyday for a pastor to be in a car with a bound nakkid young man on a public street in full view of nearby homes, for, you know, counseling. No, I’m serious. It does.
Get a room, dude. At least they have Gideon Bibles there.
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.
“Begone demon of alcoholism, in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Penis.”
1Boy, I hate it when that happens. I’ve just found a parking spot when some young guy jumps in my car, strips naked, and ties himself up. HE’S probably the one who called the cops, too!
I never do nothing wrong, but I always get the blame.
2Words of advice, George. In “plausible deniability” plausible is a key component. Otherwise you are simply denying the obvious.
3… a young man with a drug problem, perfecting his reverse- Houdini act where instead of escaping from peril, he binds and ties himself into an inconceivable position, unaided!!!
How does he do it officer? I’m afraid we must remain silent, it’s the magicians code of ethics.
4Brother Gregory was obviously close to finishing his spiritual counseling session. If only he hadn’t misplaced the anointing oil in the back seat during his previous counseling session.
5“Get a room, dude. At least they have Gideon Bibles there.”
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Yup. So handy for spanking the devil out of his counselee.
The hypocrisy is strong in this one. Time for a change in leadership at his church. Hope they don’t pay his bond.
7So I meandered over to their website (http://www.waterfrontchristiancommunity.org)- very loving, I wonder if he is responding to emails today :
E-Mail: gg4him@outlook.com
Gotta wonder what the 4him really stands for 🙂
8God does have a sense of humor though I hate getting caught with my pants down.
9I’m reminded of the pastor who reported to the ER for removal of a potato from his posterior and claimed that he was hanging curtains while nude and accidentally fell backwards onto the offending tuber. Yup, that’s absolutely credible, reverend. Happens frequently in my neighborhood. It’s like those potatoes are possessed or something.
10I believe that he was looking for a religious experience.
11Council bit, I have my doubts.
The more repressed they are, the kinkier they get…
12No standing O from his congregation. The victim was another MALE, for god’s sake! Now if he had merely forcibly kidnapped a young girl and she was tied up nude in his back seat, why all he’d have to do is ask forgiveness and his congregation would be thrilled!
GRRRRRR. Fuc@in%&&$$##@%%&!!!!!!
13Why, Debbo, he was just drivin’ the Devil outa that fella! Yes sir!
But I agree that a naked tied up girl would be no problem for many “Christian” congregations if he “asked forgiveness.” It would be a hell of a problem for the girl, wording intentional.
14” . . . I’m standing by my story. It’s not true.”
Yeah, I think we figured that out already.
15Oh well. At least it’s something I can chuckle at. But what gives the rev the idea that his story has a shred of truth in it? Come on, rev, no body climbs into the back seat and then ties himself up!
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