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“Po’ Miz Sarah,” Juanita begins this morning.  “Being that petty takes a lot of practice.”

Sarah Palin took a shot at Michelle Obama during Sunday’s episode of her reality TV show, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” jabbing the first lady’s anti-obesity campaign for attempting to deprive Americans of dessert.

While searching for s’mores ingredients on a family camping trip, Palin remarked:

“Where are the s’mores ingredients? This is in honor of Michelle Obama, who said the other day we should not have dessert.”

“Bless her heart, just bless it,” Juanita smiles.  “There’s Michelle Obama, well educated, classy, adoring husband, lovely children, and, you know —- living in the damn White House.  Everything Miz Sarah wants but has chosen to make a sideshow spectacle of herself instead.”

“The green envy  just drips from her lips when she mentions Michelle Obama.  And Honey, it ain’t a good color on any woman – but especially the Run Away Governor.”

Juanita still has not been able to bring herself to watch Palin’s teevee show.  Retching is not one of Juanita’s favorite activities.