June 27, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Texas Lt. Governor David Dewhurst is a tweetin’ fool this morning. Get a load of this.
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No, Dewhurst, YOU come and take it.
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The link is to Dewhurst’s webpage, where he tries to act like he wasn’t beaten up by a girl. Badly. In public.
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And she was a girl wearing pink running shoes, a back brace and hadn’t peed in twelve hours. Dewhurst—what a tool.
1Dewhurst wants to “preserve the conservative values that made Texas great.” By that does he mean how Texas compares to other states in education? health care? executions?
2And is it safe to assume he inherited his wealth?
Big talk from a guy who should be facing a charge of falsification of official records.
3The next session will be crawling with Texas Rangers, I bet. The Dew will not let his fiefdom be challenged by peasants!
4I admit, I’d never considered before how much like boxing gloves those ovaries can look!
5My crystal ball foresees something like the debacle on the bridge in Selma, Alabama years ago. Horrible to think about but it was the photos of that mess that added momentum to the civil rights legislation.
Just one question: would a TX Ranger actually beat up a woman in the state house gallery?
6Interesting read about Dewhurst and gay rumors about him! Just scroll down in the article!
http://www.voicesempower.com/tag/david_dewhurst/
7DAVID DEWHURST
“Many people who actually work with David Dewhurst in the Texas Legislature do not like him and have made the following comments as reported by the media: “People hold him in no regard. Not high. Not low. No regard…He’s never shown himself to be knowledgeable…He’s just inept…He’s weird…He’s aloof and off-putting…He is stiff and joyless…He’s a fake.”
8From the article above!
I am having so much fun emailing this fool. He has fired up the wrong old woman.
9Come and take it?
“Bug: Place your projectile weapon on the ground.
10Edgar: You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
Bug: Your proposal is acceptable.” — Men In Black
Looks like they are busy full time over on David Douche-Nozzles FB page scrubbing away pro choice comments. All of mine are gone and all I did was post the pic above. Over and over and over again.
11DoWorst, If you make it out of your GOP primaries, Texas women and the men who support us will accept your challenge Nov. 4, 2014. Yeah Bro. We will come and take your rich behind out of Texas politics. I was mentored by the late, great Lt. Gov. Bob Bullock. You sir, are no Bob Bullock or Bill Hobby
12@Uncle Dave – Yep. Those conservative values were never greater than the hypocritical prayers for the victims of the West disaster. But tangible help? Well, that seems to conflict with “conservative values.”
13My 20 year old female cat could kick the crap out of Dewhead.
14It’s easy to talk crap to folks when you’re hiding behind a computer keyboard tweeting junk and busy commenting and busier erasing things from your FB page. I double dog dare Dewhurst to repeat any of his tweets and Facebook comments to any of the protesters. My guess is that he won’t, and if he agrees to a meeting with any of them, he’ll make sure he’s surrounded by a protective detail of gun-carrying law enforcement officials. What he’s afraid of is not that the protesters will harm him physically. He’s afraid of what they would say to him.
15Dewhurst is but a tool, not the main problem. Rather than berate the nail or hammer, find and neutralize the carpenter.
16Of course, pulling the nail and breaking the hammer are necessary too.
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