November 24, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Oh, the polls.
Donald Trump tops a new poll of candidates Americans think are most likely to say something inappropriate during Thanksgiving and ruin the meal.
The survey from the left-leaning Public Policy Polling finds that 46 percent of Americans think Trump would say something to kill the mood surrounding the turkey feasting.
I dunno where people get that idea.
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I wouldn’t trust T-Rump or Dr. Dag Stab-it to carve the bird.
1Is it just me, or is that a weird polling question?
I, for what it’s worth, would like to have Sanders AND Clinton at my meal, and I think neither of them would ruin the meal, Hillary would be a great help that last hectic 20 minutes before everything goes on the table, and Bernie would no doubt both carve the turkey and do all the dishes.
Hope all of you who are gathering for a meal have a good one, all who hope to find a meal get one, and all who mourn the decimation of the First People’s of our land hold tight together and remember their strength.
2Trump? At the table? Hell, the turkey would get up and walk away!
3Donald Trump inappropriate at Thanksgiving dinner? Ask him to say grace, and let the festivities begin…
4President Trump would not be weak and pardon any Thanksgiving turkey; he would call in an air strike on it thinking he was attacking muslins.
5If Trump showed up at our house, and if he were starving I’d give him a plate of food but he’d have to sit out in the car to eat it. I realize he might reciprocate but I’d rather eat in the car than at the table with Trump.
6Trump is the biggest turkey of them all and should be banished to the kids’ table to learn some manners.
7Trump SHOWING UP at Thanksgiving would kill the mood! Who wants that pasty-faced scowl sitting across from you at the table? Loss of appetite for sure.
8Who the heck would invite that man – unless they were family and sorta had to if they couldn’t leave the country.
9I feel sure he hosts, just to insure his place at the table.
10Just drove through Vermont, New Hampshire and MA.
Lots of Berne signs in Vermont, Hillary too.
But in NH, Trump and Carson signs.
MA, back to sanity, Berne and Hillary.
First time I had even seen a Carson sign!
11How does Trump rate with wet dreams?
12Does anybody really think he’s going to wait until Thanksgiving?
13epo? Um… where are going with that question? And I don’t think I want to know.
14As long as your guests are bigoted whites who think they’re superior, what’s the chance? Cruz, Bush, Abbott, Dan Patrick, Sid Miller…what fun.
15maryelle: We already know what this turkey is stuffed full of don’t we?
16There’s a 100% chance that Trump would ruin Thanksgiving dinner.
There’s a 200% chance that I wouldn’t invite him, and an equal chance that if he showed up uninvited he wouldn’t get in. If he demanded food, I’d tell him to work for food and quit begging. He’d throw his little tantrum and I’d call 911. Not messing with the Secret Service who are probably praying hourly that he’s not elected. At least they should be.
17“Dr. Dag Stab-it” Hahahahahahahaha!
epo, whaaaaa? Ick.
maggie, Maryelle, Sam, etc. You’ve already gotten the holiday off to a great start. Thank yewwwww!
18There’s also a 100% chance that Ben Carson would say something so jaw-dropping that there would be several moments of dead silence when nobody knows where to look, before someone brings up a completely different topic and everyone else sighs with relief.
19Sam in San Antonio, Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
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