In Case You Forgot About Louie
Uh, y’all, he’s talking about me.
Louie has it all figured out. He got on the electric radio and announced that “a lot of the hippies and the troublemakers from the ‘60s and the early ‘70s” figured out that instead of “blowing up the Pentagon or blowing up police cars,” they could become teachers at the university level and then “teach the teachers” to teach our kids. And that’s how we got socialism in America.
https://soundcloud.com/rightwingwatch/gohmert-the-hippies-and-the-troublemakers-are-taking-over
Thanks to Monty for the heads up.
My word isn’t Louie just special
1Like his confusion about aspersions and asparagus I suspect Louie Lou eye has confused socialism with all the other socials, like ice cream social, social media and when his momma kept telling him to quit being an a$$ and be sociable.
What a waste of O2.
2Oops, I have been found out.
3Sounds like Louie avoided all the hard courses taught by liberal professors in college. His ignorance is profound.
4The irony of Louie speaking about education! Would send him articles about what the Koch brothers and ALEC are doing to reduce universities to to being their personal propaganda mills. But I doubt Louie has one literate person on his staff who can read to him. When “charitable giving” is a guise to destroy universities, we need to close that tax loophole.
Louis wouldn’t qualify for an emeritus chair at the remedial school for dogs with bad behaviors. We could send him a Congressional Meretricious Performance Award, but it would only confuse him. Hint Louie: meretricious may sound like meritorious, but it doesn’t mean what you think it means.
5Louie’s argument might carry more weight if we actually had socialism in America.
BTW, why on earth do so many politicians seem to assume that our system must be 100% capitalistic or 100% socialized? I’m not aware of any country in the world that doesn’t have a mix of the two and for good reason. Some things are for the public good and should be publicly funded: infrastructure, education. And health care, which is still a work in progress here.
Some things require capitalistic motivation in order to grow and prosper: for-profit businesses, for example. (Businesses which use our socialized infrastructure in order to function.)
6As opposed to teachers who try to brainwash kids with Old Testament stories instead of making them think for themselves. So dinosaurs and people didn’t live at the same time, the natural world did evolve over thousands of years instead of 6, chemicals and pollution are creating terrible changes in our environment, and women are not the servants of men. All people deserve respect and dignity, regardless of their gender or sexual orientation, skin color or disabilities. Socialism means trying to make society fairer and is not a dirty word, but “Gohmert” is.
7Poor misunderstood and mistreated Louie still resents his first girlfriend, a hippie chick named Sunshine, for not shaving her armpits and telling him she wouldn’t kiss him cuz he had bad breath.
8Thank you LynnN !!!
9I’ve been preaching that for years. A healthy balance of Public and Private agencies/business would be enormously useful and beneficial to our civil society. But only Public for Education, Health Care, Judicial or Military, as privatization would only destroy that.
Have I ever heard ANY politician mention that? Hell No.
How dare Gomert Crap Pile cast aspersions on my asparagus? Abuse on my avocados? Slander on my salamis? Libel on my limas? Defamation on my delicacies?
10Boy, Louie is doubly behind the times, ain’t he? Not only is this an old canard of the FRWNBs, it is also projection on his part. It is exactly what the FRWNBs are trying to do through Koch and others. This has been documented. Liberal scholars have been chased out, RWNBs hired to replace them, and Louie is way, way behind that curve.
Louie, the world is not flat, man can fly through the use of science, not religion, and the earth is far, far older than 4,100 and-some-odd years old.
11Okay you guys, which one of you let our secret plan out? It’s so easy to become a university professors, and we all did it, so fess up.
12Don’t forget Louie, the hippies who didn’t become university professors, went to medical school and are now doctors who keep the socialist profs with tenure alive almost forever.
And that’s not the worst of it. Those same doctors have discovered a way to keep liberal Supreme Court justices ALIVE! ALIVE! almost forever!
Unfortunately, a number of failures also occurred early on in their experiments. The test subjects who survived suffered oxygen deprivation to the brain, and are now all Republican congressmen.
13@Pancho Sanza
14Look again, Pancho, that isn’t Louie Lou eye’s defamation on your delicacies.
Louie is still searching for the meaning of ob 2s. iowa asparagus is up and looking quite yummy, I might add.
15He’d really hate my sociology professor if he ever met her.
16One of these days, Louie is gonna wake up and wonder where the heck he has been and where he is going ’cause that boy ain’t got a serious clue about anything!!
Hilarious comments, every one!!!
17Old southern saying : “That boy ain’t right.”
18O Louie! Here’s one to give you nightmares for the rest of your wandering days! The best Sociology prof I ever had in under-grad school was always nurturing us to go into public life as an elected official. One day he did it himself and he was the best thing that ever happened to the city council and the whole damn city! Just imagine legions of folks just like him all over the country, Louie!
19We never forget about Louie, no matter how hard we try.
20I’ve got $50 says Loopy Louie made up the entire story about talking to the student. Any takers?
21Louie is an Aggie. ‘Nuff said.
22Listening to Louie is an exercise in futility … trying to make sense of word hash coming from a man who failed toilet training.
23I used to think LePage (Gov. of Maine) was going for the dumbest Man in the Northeast, but I see with his latest quote he is going for the dumbest man in North America, watch out Louie, he’s coming for your title.
24Now Louis is saying that he won’t be going to target because that company doesn’t discriminate and they want transgender people to go wherever they want. What a tool.
25Paul takes the “Brevity is the soul of Wit” prize.
26Goodness. First question that popped into my misguided mind was “and who was it that mis-whatevered Louie because he is one hell of a goofball himself”.
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