In Case You Didn’t Have Sweetheart Plans

February 04, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

There’s a party for Louie.

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Look at this romantic temptation —

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Yee Yaw!

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for filling my dance card.

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0 Comments to “In Case You Didn’t Have Sweetheart Plans”


  1. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Breakfast?!? His allowance from the Koch brothers must have been too late to afford one of his discount house barbecues. Sorry Louie, but I find pancreatitis a more attractive offer than pancakes with you.

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  2. It looks like a western themed, cowboys and roping, good ole boys partay. Now seriously. Does Gomer look like he’d be home on the back of a horse ropin’ them doggies sleepin’ on his bed roll under the stars kinda guy? Made me laugh too.

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  3. How much do I have to pay not to go? So long as the money doesn’t go to any of the people named there, it’s worth it.

    Debbo, that image reminds me of the time I suddenly saw my little old skinny bald Czech professor (Repro Biology) in a huge cowboy hat. Only the shock prevented me from falling down laughing before he turned the corner.

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  4. Marge Wood says:

    I’m tempted (but not very) to go just so I can get my picture taken with Louie Gohmert–a once in a lifetime event.

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  5. Thanks, but no thanks

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  6. Louie, I know its tough but thanks, I’m already booked with a troop of Red Hat wearers who love politics, especially not the Rethug kind! TaTa!

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  7. Louie actually playing cowboy is like Paul Finebaum actually playing football. Finebaum is smart, articulate and knowledgeable, so the comparison to Louie ends there.

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  8. Sorry, but the pancakes will be all soggy from Glenn Beck’s tears
    and Gohmert is the last person who deserves funds or a party.
    God help them if they serve asparagus.

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  9. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    maryelle, asparagus are for crepes, not pancakes. Maybe that’s why Louie is skipping dinner/barbecue. But my best long odds Nevada bookie instinct is that Louie is still waiting for his allowance from the Koch brothers.

    Henry, props man, for the gymnastics required to insert Louie into any sentence with any real person.

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  10. Buys “Johnny Rapid” a ticket to the Meet & Greet Photo Op for pictures for press release…

    Do Not Google Johnny Rapid!
    Trust me on that…

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  11. JAKvirginia says:

    And Feb.14 is Valentine’s Day. Just sayin’…

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  12. Edward Starsmith says:

    “Address with RSVP”

    I hope they don’t want to keep the location secret. The address of Mercury Studios in Irving Texas is 6301 Riverside Dr. But there might be another one that Google didn’t find.

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  13. They expect people to be able to keep food down with that going on?

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  14. Patticakes says:

    Debbie @#2… Louis looks as much like a goat roping cowboy as Glenn Beck. The Clown Car will be parked out front …. that’s how you know you are in the right place….

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  15. Beck’s media conglomerate bought the Studios in Las Colinas a few years back and renamed them Mercury, for reasons that are only logical in that peroxide soaked brain of his. But EVERYONE in DFW knows where these studios are. Good gawd what a maroon.

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  16. Hollyanna says:

    Do the directions come complete with secret handshake and password? Got to be some way to weed out the Librul media spies!

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  17. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Hollyanna, after their $Rmoney “47%” experience, they plan to frisk the busboys. The media they already own.

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  18. Redwood, I take dares, and I dared to Google Johnny Rapid. Eye bleach and brain bleach needed.

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  19. Dear Patticakes, I like your comment.

    And never call me Debb”ie”. I’ve hated that since 3rd grade. My friends call me “Debbo” or “Deb”. I’d like you to use either one.

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