In and Out in Nine Seconds
Apparently, the 1/6 committee has evidence that someone from the White House actually placed a call to one of the rioters on January 6th. The call lasted for nine seconds and while the committee knows who the recipient was, they do not know who in the White House actually placed the call. The call was placed to someone named Anton Lunyk. This is how I envision it going down. Feel free to throw your own scenarios in the comments.
Donald Trump: Hey, Anton are you in yet?
Anton Lunyk: Yes sir, we are about to…
Mark Meadows (to Trump): Use the burner phone dammit….
DT: Click
Of course, we are limited by the relative brevity of the conversation, but I figure there are any number of permutations we could come up with for a nine second conversation. Either way, the idea of using an actual phone in the White House that can be tracked is the criminal equivalent of walking into the bank and your bag has a hole in the bottom. I’ll let everyone else do the heavy lifting from here. Everyone have a great weekend.
DT: Anton, can you hear me? This is the President.
1Anton: Yes Mr. President.
DT: This is President Trump. The password you’ll need is…
Hello? hello…
Mark, I think the phone battery went dead.
DT: I’m glad you are taking action to defend your favorite president, me, Donald J. Trump. The greatest president of all time, who has been hounded by the liberals and crooked Hilary for the past five years. Yeah, she should be locked up. Can I get a “Lock her up” chant going with the crowd there at the Capital?
…
Mark, I seem to have been disconnected from what’s his name. See if you can get hold of another one of those guys. Hell, I don’t know which one. What’s Roger Stone’s number?
[Sorry, folks. It’s hard to do the full disconnected stream of thought-like objects, random capitalizations, and mangled grammar like TFG]
29 seconds? That’s quick even for Donald.
3“Hi, ith thith Thenator Cruth?”
“Rudy? It’s Anton. Are you drunk?”
(click)
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