If you have to say “I’m not a racist” after giving a speech, then maybe you are.  Well, that’s not true – you definitely are.

Please meet Mike Congressblubberingidiot Mike Kelly.  Mike wants to talk about people of color because he appears to be an expert on the matter.

“You know, they talk about people of color. I’m a person of color. I’m white. I’m an Anglo Saxon. People say things all the time, but I don’t get offended. With a name like Mike Kelly you can’t be from any place else but Ireland.’”

If you’re Irish, you’re not Anglo Saxon. You are Celt with a little Scandinavian Viking mixed in.  So find yourself a sturdy woman and take to the ocean, Mike.

You’re not a “person of color” because you’re white.  Technically, by definition, white is the absence of color. You’re more like the damn mole people.

I know life has been tough on Mike because he’s white.  After graduating from Notre Dame University, he inherited his dad’s successful Cadillac dealership.  He didn’t have to sit on the back of the bus because he never rode the damn bus.

Mike is the problem with America.  Old white men of privilege who don’t want to give up power. They were born on third base and think they hit a triple.