I have a problem with this whole Values Voters thing.  To me, it sounds like coupons you take into voting booth.  Ahhhh, ten cents off  a vote for Paul Ryan.  What a damn deal!  BOGO with the purchase of Mitt Romney!

I have value without voting like a damn fool.

They would, of course, disagree.  They also have a problem with me flaunting my nakkid ankles in public. Apparently, it brings all the boys to the yard.  Even in church.

From the latest Value Voters Summit where Paul Ryan spoke.

– From the “Modesty: It’s nothing to be ashamed of” pamphlet:“Since men are particularly visual, immodesty in church can trigger lustful thoughts.”

“My men’s bible study group talks frequently about controlling our lust, thoughts, and eyes. Yes the problem and responsibility are ours, but is it really reasonable for the women of the church to make it THIS difficult for us?”

Honey, I do not know what church you are going to but if it says Biker Babes Prayer Meeting and Knife Fight out front, you might try the Methodist church down the street.

Bring on the burqas, babe! Lester over there can’t pray properly with your lips showing and painted like a floozy hussy.

Y’all, Paul Ryan and his crew are just weird.  And I mean that in the un-nicest way possible.

Thanks to Miemaw for the heads up.