I’m Pondering …
With recent events, I have been pondering a new subscription blog called Watch Lawyers Unintentionally Murder Their Clients.
I’m already collecting loads of material.
Ingraham: Was there a limited number who had access to that storage room…
Bobb: Yes.. Mar-a-Lago is secure.. just getting on to the compound is hard.. Only certain members of staff can get down there.. It’s a very limited number of people that can get down there pic.twitter.com/5seWpty8h0— Acyn (@Acyn) August 19, 2022
They are very secure because they are under lock and key and only “a small number of people” could get in there. Well, there’s that.
And later the same day she says that the lawyers “have done a very thorough search [of the documents]…” That would be in violation of U.S. Code.
Are we sure they haven’t dumbed down the bar exam?
According to reports I’ve read, they added the padlock to the door in the basement at the request of the National Archives (or Secret Service?). Of course, we don’t know if that was after his Russian handlers got a look at the goods.
Yeah, I’m trying to figure how people who got into Law School and then passed the Bar could be so damned dumb Also Bobb was reportedly in the War Room at the Willard Hotel during Jan. 6 and some folks are wondering why she hasn’t been suppoenaed.
1Even Louie Gohmert went to law school (Baylor ’77), so there’s that. Maybe Bobb went to the Grace L. Ferguson Storm Door Company/Law School on a scholarship.
2Hahaha ! But they really didn’t need their elaborate Fort Knox security because Treasonous Trump would have given anyone the key for an adulation compliment or a little $$$.
3The Austin paper used to have a weekly piece of the ridiculous things that happened in courts the previous week – it was quite humorous – you might be on to something!
4I nominate the following attorneys:
5Gil T. Azell
Ella Fynoe
Turner Luce
Bud Uronner
Viola Fuss
Lotta B. Essen
Xavier Breath
Hugo Origo
Thanks, Surly Professor, for the Car Talk link.
6It’s always fun when people proudly confess to their criminal deeds.
7“There’s only one key.”
Even I have two keys for my safe, and there’s no classified national security papers in there.
8Rick: “There’s only one key.” … and it’s right there next to the door, hanging on a nail. If it’s not there it’s because someone is using it, just come back in an hour or two and check again. Unless you’ve paid the Trump Supporters fee, in which case we’ll have a security guard bring it to your room. Don’t worry if he doesn’t speak English, we have given him some cards with simple instructions in Russian and English.
Oh, the photocopy machine? It’s in the business center. But since there’s been such a demand, we have some of the files already copied out and bound. $200 for the card stock binding, $350 for the Deluxe Corinthian Leather binding.
9That answer.
10Oh my. . . . .
My favorite was her sharing the legal strategy of just letting other groups handle the lawsuits.
This video would be a great blooper reel for how not to lawyer.
11What about the mara-la-la-lago shredder? Oh, that’s right, it’s the golden toilet. How fancy. That’s probably not covered by the “security cameras.”
12some of the attorneys mentioned were formally with the “dewey , cheatum & how……
13I love the idea that classified documents are safer in Trump’s basement than the National Archives. Because so much top secret material just walks out of that place every day.
They must think we’re all as stupid as they are.
14But her emails!
15Rick: “There’s only one key.” …
From what I heard, it was a standard “hotel room” safe, complete with the programmable combination. Which hints as to the extent of the “security” offered … definitely smaller than a breadbox.
16Once again, just gotta say: Trump and his tribe are dumber thn deep fied fungus, and that going something espe4fially when one fonsiders how dangerous even toast4ed fungus is.
17And we have another lawyer to add to JJ’s list:
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-nara/
Although it’s a Trump lawyer, and it’s kind of unfair to count them. After all, it’s starting from a pre-selected list of idiots.
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