I’m Not Saying We Don’t Need It, What With the Rise of the Tea Party and All, But …
Preparing for all eventualities, a wing commander at a West Texas Air Force base says he has a plan for defending the base from attacks by zombies.
Brig. Gen. Glen VanHerck commands the 7th Bomb Wing at Dyess Air Force Base near Abilene. His answer to an online Q&A session that he had a zombie defense plan drew attention from the magazine Air Force Times.
That’s definitely handy, but what we really need is a plan for the next time that Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott says, “Come and Get It” with his cannon, y’all can actually come and get the damn thing.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.