I’m Gonna Slap Him. I Swear I Am.
“For the sake of the country, fulminate, don’t go forward with impeachment. It’s so bad for the country.”
— Former Independent Counsel Ken Starr, on Fox News, urging Democrats not to impeach President Trump.
I do not need Ken Starr’s permission to fulminate. I’ve been damn fulminating for 18 months. Didn’t do diddle squat from keeping Trump from appointing idiots to the Supreme Court.
Yeah, and it would be uncalled for to report rapes of Baylor coeds by football players because it would be real bad for Baylor’s football program and you know, Baptist Jesus, to acknowledge it.
You know what you are Ken Starr? You are living proof that you don’t have to have a big prick to be one. (Sorry, right here on Easter Eve and I embarrass Momma.)
He needs slapping. He’s begging for it. And after I do, I’m gonna hold him down and wash his mouth out with soap. Mine, too, probably.
Ken f’ing Starr has the nerve to say anything about presidents and investigations. The sun will surely rise in the west tomorrow.
1Just to remind you, Starr and Dershowitz defended Jeffrey Epstein and got him the deal with current US Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta…
“Conservative Scold Ken Starr Got a Billionaire Pedophile Off”
“For years, Jeffrey Epstein abused teen girls, police say. A timeline of his case”
2Oh,and: “Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s deal with feds was illegal: judge “. Do you think Starr didn’t know their behavior was denying the plaintiffs their rights…
3Trump has escaped consequences his whole life, which empowered him to desecrate the office of President of the United States and endanger our national security.
4I agree with Senator Warren that it is imperative for the House to stand up for the right and impeach him, whether or not the Senate agrees.
Ken Starr is another Babtist that shoulda been held under during baptism a whole LOT longer. (Pay no attention to the thrashing about and screaming, that’s just the EVIL leaving his body.)
I wouldna let a chile or grandchile o’mine go to Baylor before the whole “athletes araping” lifestyle of Baylor became known to the public, but now Ken Starr and athletes araping is button some push to hear my anti-Babtist rant going back to my chilehood.
5@maryelle: It took me a long time to come to that conclusion, but I finally made it there. The Mueller Report, redacted though it was, outlined SO MUCH obstruction, co-operation with Russia, and underhanded goings-on in the Trump administration, and so much that Trump himself was involved with, that I’d like to see hearings on TV, dragging out every shred of evidence as publicly as possible, that the Senate Republicans cringe every time they appear on camera. Maybe they’ll vote for impeachment, or maybe not–but every American should have every shred of the truth to see, if they want to see it.
6I don’t remember who here said this, Newt is another Republican POS that needs to be trapped and neutered, but I don’t know about releasing.
thatother jean @ 6,
If it goes public, we’ll see a whole lot of congress critters getting behind impeachment or retiring to spend more time with their family or just plain going into hiding from the fallout.
7sad part is that his comments are only echo’s of steyne Hoyers statement.
8When the 2nd in charge of the house d’s is saying the sme thing as ken starr it is time to replace the faux d.
Fortunately he has a progressive challenger in the d primary so here’s humanity’s chance to turf that quisling out of office.
Cory booker just came out in support of the ken starr position on impeachment.
9What a flim flam man.
He sells out newarks schools to his hedge fund owners and splits before the damge is too conspicious. Aid and abets christie’s last election while torpedoing d nominee.
Now no impeachment of criminal behavior.
Why doesn’t he just run as a thuglican? That is the party, and its funders, that he embraces wholeheartedly while pretending to be a d.
Once saw Starr in person in the D.C. area after the smoke cleared on the Clinton thing. I was rather stumped that such a weeny looking guy could have done so much damage. Still think that way. He ain’t worth his weight in pureed spinach.
10@Micr Worse than a Baptist, Star taught at Harding College and Pepperdine, two Church of Christ colleges where Baptists are considered liberal heathens.
11Oh hell, pro and con Green New Deal, pro and con other lefty positions, pro and con impeachment…. Are we going to see the Democratic Party tear ourselves into splinters and then watch Trump cruise to re-election atop a lockstep GOP?
12Impeachment is investigation. It’s the Senate that convicts. I know perfectly well the Senate won’t convict. I still want investigation.
13@K – corporatists. Yup, yup, yup.
14Remember impeachment means PENCE is now in-charge!!!
15And he may also be crazy but he is a lot smarter and more motivated to screw others than the trumpkin. He wants a theocracy (think Iran) here!!!!
Other Jean: you said it all with your last words in your comment “if they want to see it”. You know “they” don’t.
16I just love it when you throw a snot nosed hissy fit!
17Use Lava®. The pumice adds a nice texture.
[Love ya Mom, but damn …]
18Ok Old Fart, I’m still laughing at that headline in your comment! Surely poor Ken Starr is a little old and the wrong sex for Mr Epstein’s tastes?!?
Sorry everybody; I like puns, malapropisms and double entendres! Last night we got an email from our church secretary about our inaugural bingo party…the closing enthusiasm was “bring a fiend!!” Yeah, I’m still laughing
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