“For the sake of the country, fulminate, don’t go forward with impeachment. It’s so bad for the country.”

— Former Independent Counsel Ken Starr, on Fox News, urging Democrats not to impeach President Trump.

I do not need Ken Starr’s permission to fulminate. I’ve been damn fulminating for 18 months. Didn’t do diddle squat from keeping Trump from appointing idiots to the Supreme Court.

Yeah, and it would be uncalled for to report rapes of Baylor coeds by football players because it would be real bad for Baylor’s football program and you know, Baptist Jesus, to acknowledge it.

You know what you are Ken Starr? You are living proof that you don’t have to have a big prick to be one. (Sorry, right here on Easter Eve and I embarrass Momma.)

He needs slapping. He’s begging for it. And after I do, I’m gonna hold him down and wash his mouth out with soap. Mine, too, probably.