I’m Beginning to Think That This Whole Mess is Just a Full Employment Act for Lawyers.
Sir, your lawyer’s lawyer is on line 2.
Yeah. It really is happening.
So the lesson here is – if you have ever touched or met Donald Trump, or know someone who has, you might need to hire a lawyer. Now. Before all the good ones are gone.
As customer Deb says, “it’s almost like one of those Russian nesting dolls.”
Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.
Nice one Deb, Russian nesting dolls, correct. As always the only ones who will come out on top will be the lawyers. Sorry my lawyer friends but that is just how it is.
1Great minds, JJ! I was just thinking’ the very same thing!
2Even if Trump never builds that wall with Mexico, at least he’ll have his wall of lawyers to admire.
3this is Trumps job program….jobs for lawyers and none for everyone else.
4As for any lawyers thinking about working for the Trumps, make sure you get a big advance deposit…
5“if you have ever touched or met Donald Trump…” or voted for him go see your confessor
6I am sure there is a song in there somewhere “When your lawyer needs a lawyer….”
7If the sneaky little git is hiring his own lawyer, he has the most to hide and will sell out The Donald, bigly!
8When I was about to graduate from law school, we were all thinking about what kind of law we might like to practice. Corporate law was a popular choice; the wise people went with health care law; the adventurous ones went for criminal law. If only we had known that specializing in Trump law was the way to an early and comfortable retirement.
9Ack!! Blech!! Touched Donald Trump!!?? I think I’d need more than a lawyer.
10Elizabeth2 –
Sounds more like the way to your very own set of subpoenas and depositions, with concomitant legal fees.
You don’t have to lie down with dogs to get up with fleas. Sometimes, you just have to let the guy who lay there back into your house.
11…or an ignominious failure and prison time?
12AliceBeth, you inspired me:
(tune of “Comin’ Through the Rye”)
When a lawyer needs a lawyer,
13Just to get him off,
Then a lawyer needs a lawyer,
Or prosecuters scoff.
Ev’ry body needs a lawyer,
When they’ve stepped in sh*t
All the lawyers take your money,
They don’t care a bit.
Thank you, Deb, for the matryoshka reference! Perfect!
14While feeding the Village lawyers is employment of sorts, let’s move on to more jobs for the ‘little’ people. Like their clerks, secretaries, bail bond personnel, jailers, prison staff, etc.; long term employment prospects, if you will.
And, don’t forget the cloth and tent manufacturers. Donnie looks to be about a GP-medium (12 man size tent.) If Messy keeps feeding him Slovenian desserts in addition to his regular diet of 5000 fat calories per meal, we could be talking circus tent size. That’s a lot of orange cloth. Add in family and associates; the textile industry salutes you, Donnie.
15Wasn’t that the same lawyer who told the White House staff that they didn’t need to get lawyers for themselves?
16Elizabeth, i, too, made a choice in my law career. Became a public defender. If I had only known….I think I retired too soon.
17Jane seems appropriate to house a clown in a circus tent.
18Nice lyrics maryelle.
19When your mouthpiece needs a mouthpiece, you’re in big trouble.
20I bet a book of songs like that would sell, bigly.
21The circus is coming to town. Mangled apricot hellbeast’s lawyer looked and sounded like an expensive clown. Want to bet he doesn’t get paid if/when cockwomble goes down? Wonder if he bills in advance? And if he takes a check. Hah hah I wouldn’t take any of cockwomble’s paper or plastic. Cash only. And have the Secret Service check the bills.
22One of CJ’s lawyers was on the electric TV this AM trying to back up his client but Meet The Press host would to let him dump fudge all over everything. If this is the best this lawyer can do, CJ is truly going down!
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