If Your Day Is Starting a Little Sluggish
I often tell people that the only reason I write this non-blog is to read the comments. That’s true.
Our customer Mike found me the greatest comment section ever.
The story is about a wild pig who gets drunk and starts a fight with a cow. This fun event happened in Australia and someone comments that sounds like an average Saturday night in Texas. It certainly does. But then ….
Holy cow.
Two comments later it turns into a verbal square dance with knives over gun control. I mean, Honey, Melvin the Magician couldn’t have done that. You just say the word “Texas” and people start defending their constitutional right to own a bazooka and an armory.
So, if you’re low on coffee, have fun right here.
Thanks to Mike for the heads up.
Meanwhile, in Texas, pigs are searching out moonshine stills in the piney woods and having wild parties.
1I hope you warned Mama not to read the comment section of that article. Rightwing gun nuts wouldn’t have any life at all if they didn’t have guns, hate and fear.
2There’s not enough coffee in the world . . .
3Several of the comments were from clients of the Moron Insurance Company, which requires that they display not an ounce of common sense. In this instance the feral pig seemed to have a higher I.Q.
4Chihuahua! That is one ugly pig! And I thought they only looked that bad in Louisiana!
5WOW George Weezie “I own scores of guns including legal machine guns” was foaming at the mouth building to a stroke. Ah-mazing.
6Dear me. That GeorgeWeezie jerk isn’t making the side look very good!!
7He has “scores” of guns. What a dip. Do you think good ol’ George Weezie actually knows how many are in a score?
8I don’t think GW knows much of anything.
9He knows a lot of cuss words!
10Oh yeah, Weezie is making one great big fool out of himself. I got a good laugh out of him stating that the Nazis invading the UK. Even though it was taught by the football coach, I WAS paying attention in HS world history class. Of course the Nazis never invaded the UK. Bombed the crap out of them but never invaded. Weezie seems to think that the UK had no guns in the country at all. Guess it never occurred to him that they had a freaking army. Wars are what armies are for. And what with two World Wars and for a very long time an Empire to keep in line, they damned sure had an army. Not to mention an Air Force and a Navy as well. I brought the point up to him that the UK was never invaded by the Nazis. As well as the fact that they also had a well armed army. But of course you can’t change a guy like that’s mind. Their mind is made up and they absolutely refuse to be confused by facts. ;-}
11So MIchelle Bachmann went on vacation in Australia?
12Also striking is GW’s frequent reference to those who don’t have guns as “slaves.” It was one of those cracks in the first few comments that hijacked the whole discussion.
13If GW goes around calling Australian’s “slaves” then he’d better be armed ’cause any one of them is tougher than he is.
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