If You Don’t Vote, You Can’t … No, No, Wait, You Can
Come to find out most of those domestic terrorists who tried to overthrow the government with violence did not even bother to vote. Probably because they were too busy playing tough guy on the Internet Machine.
Come on, dudes, how can we steal something from you that you never owned?
Thelma says they didn’t vote because paramilitary outfits, while fine at Trump rallies, WalMart, and Fast Eddie’s Cold Beer and Pool Emporium, it just doesn’t look right in the voting line at the elementary school.
And while I agree with Thelma that it could be a fashion accessory problem, most of these guys don’t vote because they can’t figure out how to use the machines and they won’t ask for directions.
Also, many gun nuts and white supremacists have a bad habit of being convicted felons, who lost their right to vote in many states.
1@El Jefe
2Like the one that had an ankle bracelet on.
The handsome lads on the right of the picture are Champ and Major Biden. As Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself might say: “dumber than dog dump” two piles depicted in the left frame are Donnie’s ‘proud’ bois.
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El Jefe @1, too dumb to vote, but can carry weapons. What a country!
3Interesting that some of them were registered Democrats. I guess they did that to mess with primary elections. So classy!
4Must be anarchists
5So let me see if I have this right. Trump incited supporters who didn’t vote for him, to block the votes of people who legally cast their ballots? I don’t believe that’s one of the definitions of democracy.
6Or use a map. Or if the do, never fold it up again the correct way.
7Grandma Ada: I have two different households on my block that are registered as Democrats for primaries, but “would never vote for a Democratic candidate for anything”. They also claim to be True Christians (TM), but are of the Betty Bowers/Westover Baptist Church persuasion.
Sometimes that backfires: in 2008 they voted for Obama in the primary, confident that no American would vote for a black man to be president.
I’ve been tempted to do the same, to mess with the Republican primary. But how can anyone find someone more disconnected with reality and the needs of America than T****, Loefler, Greene, Gatz, et al?
8@The Surly Professor (#8): Science fiction writer David Brin has suggested that Democrats should actually consider voting in NSGOP primaries to help suppress the overall badness of their general election candidates. I’ve thought about it, more or less along parallel lines of buying a lottery ticket.
You know – your chances may be low – but you can’t win the lottery if you don’t play. Similarly, if you don’t vote for the lesser of two evils, the greater one will win, at least in today’s NSGOP.
9These people are all about negative energy. They are great at screaming their fake outrage at the top of their lungs and strutting about with guns but that is all they have. For sure, they are not about wasting their precious time voting when they can stage a coup to overturn the results of an election.
10The repugnican party deserves these guys (and gals).
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