If You Don’t Vote, You Can’t … No, No, Wait, You Can
Come to find out most of those domestic terrorists who tried to overthrow the government with violence did not even bother to vote. Probably because they were too busy playing tough guy on the Internet Machine.
Come on, dudes, how can we steal something from you that you never owned?
Thelma says they didn’t vote because paramilitary outfits, while fine at Trump rallies, WalMart, and Fast Eddie’s Cold Beer and Pool Emporium, it just doesn’t look right in the voting line at the elementary school.
And while I agree with Thelma that it could be a fashion accessory problem, most of these guys don’t vote because they can’t figure out how to use the machines and they won’t ask for directions.