If Ya Had It, Where Would Ya Put It?
Y’all, Ted Cruz is nuts.
Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is arguing that the Second Amendment includes a right to revolt against government tyranny, a point of emphasis uncommon for mainstream presidential candidates.
Look, no matter how many damn guns you have, you will never have as many as the US Military. Mainly because if you did, you wouldn’t have anywhere to put it.
No, that picture doesn’t look a thing like Elmer Fudd. Not a thing. Okay, so maybe a little.
The military budget for 2015 is $555 Billion. Yeah, with a B. If you gun guys had that much money, you’d have already bought a country of your own and had an episode of Preppers about you.
Ted, son, you ain’t overthrowing no governments. You’re a big chicken. Hell, even your Dad fled Cuba when the talk got tough.
You, son, are Elmer Fuddless.
Thanks to Deb for the heads up.