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Word has it that John Boehner is already plottin’ his cahootin’ to hire back Kenneth Starr and spend all your money trying to find out if Barack Obama ever did the wild thing.

I ain’t joking.  If the GOP takes back the House —

The plans presently under discussion include defunding some parts of the new health care law and delaying implementation of others, withholding some of the unspent stimulus funds, and using the oversight power of Republican-led committees to investigate the Obama administration.

“The goal, obviously, would be to make it a one-term presidency,” said a GOP lobbyist briefed on the talks.

“Now, here’s some guy with a powerful case of jaundice – no, seriously, nobody in good health is the color of mule tinkle – already figuring out ways to impeach Obama.  I mean, Honey, I can just see Ken Starr checking his bank account and guaranteeing that they’ll be a blue dress even if he has to sew it and wear it himself,” she predicts.

“Now, Baby, if this doesn’t scare you into salvation and a Sunday School seat, nothing will.  It gives me a mouthful of my own heart.”

“If the GOP takes the House, the Teahadist will be running America.  And the second person they’ll ‘investigate’ is you.  You can take that to the bank and cash a check on it.”