If The Answer To Your Problem is Rick Perry and Sarah Palin, Then Your Problem is HOLY COW!
So, Republicans are feeling the heat in Kansas. As well they should.
Republican Senator Pat Roberts is liable to get beat so badly that his grandchildren will be born shaking. So, to fire up his base, he’s bringing in Sarah Palin to brawl. Sarah Punchin’ Palin is coming to the rescue.
But that ain’t all, Folks.
Governor Sam Brownback is bringing in Indicted Felon Rick Perry (Lord forgive me, but I love saying that) to help him.
Honey, when your campaign is in trouble so deep that a stoopid indicted rightwing fool can help you, there ain’t no damn hope for you.
The Superheroes of Trash Politics.
Damn. The bottom of that barrel don’t need scraping now.
Thanks to David for the heads up.
The Sweet Woman says it’s too good of a name for him, but I’ve taken to referring to him as Phelonious Punk.
1Why didn’t he add Chris Christie, Rick Scott and Bachmann?
2As much as I would ADORE Mittens running in 2016, I might learn to love a Rick Perry-Sarah Palin ticket almost as well. I’m fairly certain their families would vote for them.
3To quote Roger Ebert:
“These folks doesn’t scrape the bottom of the barrel. These folks aren’t the bottom of the barrel. These folks aren’t below the bottom of the barrel. These folks don’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.”
4Why of course it makes sense to call in the woman with the flotation devices, when the ship is sinking. Not quite sure what the role would be for the Felony Fluffer Flop-perry. Maybe fetch the ice to preserve the word salad?
Poor former Senator Bob Dole having this footnote added to his otherwise distinguished career. Known as a statesman, his head must be reeling at being pressed to appear with that motley collection of small time, small minded political hacks.
5Snowgrift Snoozie has the mind of an idiot and Perry wants it back.
6This is so outrageously funny that it just can’t be true! Came from The Onion, didn’t it! Shoot! The only one missing is the captain of the Titanic!
7I’m surprised the cross she wears doesn’t burst into flames.
8It’s been years since Roberts danced with the ones what brung him. Touching down in Kansas with his fancy friends is another slide in his out-of-touch death spiral.
Ask him where he plans to live post-Senate.
9The answer isn’t HOLY COW. Perry is there with Palin. The answer is LOTSA BULL and HOLY COW.
10So Perry has been invited to Kansas AND to Britain? (I’m trying to find the name of that “think tank.”)
What a popular man.
11God, the woman is trashy. Crushed black velvet, a flag pin and a turquoise cross. And an extra-high bumpit.
12@g: re: bumpit: That splains the conehead look. Here I was thinking she was a huge Jane Curtin fan.
13Perry and Palin: the Dynamic Duo of Dumb! But don’t stop there, Kansas. Why not invite Gohmert and Bachmann, too! The four dumbest people in America should vastly improve your situation.
14I’d like to know what the dude peering between their two heads was thinking. He’s looking straight at the camera and he has that look like … Dang, are we on Candid Camera?
15Where are Perry’s Clark Kent glasses? Oh,oh, look out he’s
16about to run into a telephone booth and come out as…
Super Dick. And Palin’s Lois Lane leaves a lot to be desired.
Unfortunately, they are about run into a $hitload of kryptonite.
I find it somehow apropo that Sarah has a laser focus on the camera lens even as Risk models a more statesman like pose
17looking into the distance. And, her ever present smirky smirk.
Boy we dodged a bullet with that election, eh?
Stop deriding Sarah Palin! She is surely the next occupant at 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue! (read the latest news about the Value Voters Summit, but take your Maalox and Pepto-Bismal first. Sarah lets her brainfarts fly, fly, fly!)
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