UPDATE: If Only He Could be unPresidented
UPDATED FOR SPELLING CORRECTION: Cheeto Jesus has been Tweet Storming this morning, starting early. Here’s one of his latest missives that I screen shot:
It’s unprecedented, genius. If only he could be un-presidented.
Unbelievably, it’s still up on Twitter if you want to have a look before his minder wakes up and deletes it (no, I’m not going to link it for you).
UPDATE: CJ’s minder got up late this morning and has corrected the spelling. Dammit.
Was he describing how they took the sub or his take on abortions?
1Not to worry. Its not like they said something bad about him.
2Stand up click heels raise right hand and repeat “All hail The Trump”.
I do not think that is a misspelling of unprecedented, I think he thinks that is the word. Did you hear him say “euphenism?”, that is not just mispronunciation, that is ignorance.
3Maybe he should stick to his fourth grade vocabulary. China was mean.
4Isn’t Euphenism worship of the sounds made by a Euphonium?
https://youtu.be/USb41jLx410
5What is with it with these R’s? Dubai couldn’t speak or spell either! Damn! Dubya went to Yale and Harvard, CJ went to U-Penn. This must really grind the sox of all the other alums who do know how to speak and spell!
6But it’s *not* “unpresidented.” China does this to incoming presidents. It’s a test, a way to gauge who they’re playing against.
Of course, the Cheeto Benito will overreact and that will be the end of everything. *That’s* unprecedented.
7When the royal hemorrhoids flare while tweeting, spelling takes a back seat.
8You can tell people who did a lot of outside reading in school because they have a large vocabulary but mispronounce things. You can tell people who don’t read because they can’t spell. And you can tell people who never advanced past third grade because they sound like the Barking Yam.
Although in Samantha Bee’s segment about Trump being illiterate, he did say that he just yells stuff to a secretary who tweets it for him, so maybe the secretary can’t spell.
9Well, at least we know he’s not a GRAMMAR Nazi. :-/
And Rhea, you can tell people who never advanced past third grade, but sadly, you can’t tell them much.
10“Unpresidented” My new bumper sticker
11If you make ’em I’ll buy two. Also, looking for tee shirt or bumper sticker of Slim Pickens riding the bomb, as it seems appropriate. I think I’ll re-watch Dr. Strangelove and Idiocracy to prepare for what’s coming.
12Here’s a good old word to revive:
J.R.R Tolkien used the term in English in “On Fairy-Stories”, a presentation given in 1939 and first printed in 1947.[5] The term was widely introduced to an English-speaking audience by the British newspaper The Times. It published an editorial on 19 April 1940 titled “Quislings everywhere”, after the Norwegian Vidkun Quisling, who assisted Nazi Germany as it conquered his own country so that he could rule the collaborationist Norwegian government himself.
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