I Would Trust Her Completely in Handcuffs
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Michelle Bachmann. Oh dear.
Juanita immediately mutes the teevee set when Michelle Bachmann comes on because the sound of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window trying to stick to the panes of glass with its paws is more than she’s willing to hear on her stressful days.
So, it wasn’t until it hit the newspapers that Juanita learned that Michelle has been fibbing about that whole Evil Money From The Federal Government thingamabob.
One of the things a candidate should learn is not to lie when Michael Isikoff is around. What he doesn’t have in dumb he makes up for in relentlessness. It seems that he’s found that Michelle’s hubby is knee deep in federal money.
While Rep. Michele Bachmann has forcefully denounced the Medicaid program for swelling the “welfare rolls,” the mental health clinic run by her husband has been collecting annual Medicaid payments totaling over $137,000 for the treatment of patients since 2005, according to new figures obtained by NBC News.
“You know what worries me even more than that?” Juanita asks. “That the dude runs a mental health clinic and he lets his wife roam the streets.”