If We Only Knew the Oranges

April 03, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

In one of Trump’s most bewildering soliloquies since “covfefe”, trump rambled on for several minutes yesterday on national television in front of the head of NATO, repeating that we needed to know the “oranges” of the Mueller report.  It was a rehash of his whole hate Democrats, hate John McCain schtick, but the “oranges” references were confusing until just about everyone reached the conclusion that he was talking about “origins” of the report.  Never mind that we already know the oranges of the report (the dozens of contacts with the Russians, foreknowledge of WikiLeaks email dumps, bragging about how the Russians love him, and firing of James Comey for investigating the relationship), this guy’s mind is truly failing, and he confidently babbles nonsense on a pretty regular basis now.

Have a look, if you can stand it:

Orange you glad he’s our president?

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  1. Jane & PKM says:

    Covfefe. Oranges. And other ways to express “consciousness of guilt.” Or, let’s not forget the attempts to discredit the investigation before it began. Remember Mueller’s team was comprised of “angry Democrats” also known as life long Republicans. Conservatively inclined bureaucrats were sufficiently alarmed by the connections between the Russians, the Trump campaign apparatus and interference in the 2016 election to examine the evidence Donnie himself through in their faces.

    Good ol’ lock her up Hilz used a private e-mail server apparently more secure than those in government and she should be investigated for the 19th time, or maybe 29th time because Billy Meatball Barr is Donnie’s AG. Forget that Donnie and Jarvanka are using cell phones and apps contradictory to policy established after Hilz left office and before they invaded the WH.

    Carter Page and George Pap want to talk. Lordy spare us that crazy. Aren’t Kellyanne and Sarah Chuck-a-Load enough gaslighting for this maladministration? The presence of Stephen Miller, Sebastian Gorka and Steve Bannon in the WH at any time raise a few more questions about security clearances at bargain basement prices.

    Then there’s the many security issues at Merde-duh-Blowhole with Donnie and his shadow cabinet. The latest: https://crooksandliars.com/2019/04/chinese-woman-breached-mar-lago-hard

    Maybe the sheer genius of the stable genius is his in plain sight dumb. Keeping on keeping on with his st00pid to mitigate his role from witting accomplice to unwitting tool.

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  2. Apologies in advance.
    Orange you glad I didn’t say collusion?
    There’s got to be an Emily Litella joke in there somewhere.

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  3. perhaps a stroke?

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  4. Grandma Ada says:

    Dementia – his father had it, he’s got it, no one wants to recognize it.

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  5. If Trump ever does end up in a courtroom or in front of Congress on one of his infinity +1 illegal activities, and found guilty – – I’m sure he’ll let us know he’s determined to apple the verdict.

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  6. maryelle says:

    I’m with Grandma Ada, it’s either dementia, or a stroke.
    I’m re-reading Oranges

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  7. maryelle says:

    That should have read: I’m re-reading Oranges of the Species.

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  8. Maura’s got it. He was having a stroke on camera.

    Strokes can case really weird kinds of aphasia.

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  9. Brad in Dallas says:

    Grandma Ada has it right, word substitution is an early Alzheimer’s symptom.

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  10. Linda Phipps says:

    Whatever contributed to Donnies’ slip of tongue, one day he will aphase us all into a war situation. It would be terrible to see the disintegration of a person’s mind, no matter how gratifying it would be to see him crumble.

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  11. Lunargent says:

    I saw Georgie Papadop being interviewed over the weekend. Talk about someone with unwarranted delusions of relevance.

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  12. Opinionated Hussy says:

    I have been saying he has dementia since the beginning. Dementia on top of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. And that is my professional opinion. He did NOT ‘ace the MOCA’. But given that he has never done anything in his life without cheating, why should the statements after his annual physical be any different?

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  13. publius bolonius says:

    Seldom correct, never i doubt.

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