I Want You Guys To See Something

October 10, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas Congressvarmint Louie Gohmert says he’s a Baptist deacon and does not imbibe in alcohol.

Let me show you why I doubt that.

During the Planned Parenthood hearing, Gohmert could not for the life of him remember where he was.  He, who is not on the Benghazi Committee, felt it was important to try to connect Planned Parenthood to Benghazi.

Click here for the C-Span show and then move the little dot at the bottom to 02.21.21

You will hear Louie pitch a walleyed snot-nosed hissy damn fit with words that don’t make sense.  He’s either drunk or insane.  Pick one.

You had people meeting here in America, in Washington, while people were dying! While Ty Woods was gathering David Ubben and Glen Doherty and going to the rooftop to man guns to try to protect the people in those facilities. Yes, Benghazi was about politics! And I would love to know what the president was doing that night. … Apparently there was plenty of rest before he went to the fundraiser in Las Vegas the next day. Yes, my colleague is right: Benghazi was about politics! And we need to get to the bottom of why those four people were killed, while nobody in Washington that knew what was going on lifted a finger!

You’ll be able to see little spittle things forming at the corner of his mouth.  And brains leaking out his ear.

Thanks to Mazie for the heads up.

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  1. Damn the asparagus, full speed ahead!

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  2. RepubAnon says:

    That man would be out of his depth in a dry lake bed.

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  3. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Nah. Just simple insanity uncomplicated by alcohol. Oh wait. Does anyone know for sure that we’ve ever seen Louie sober?

    Does C-SPAN accept donations? Pass the hat for whatever it takes to supply Louie with dead mics.

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  4. something very strange

    if you look at the transcript that goes with the video Louis’s Benghazi rant is cut out in its entirety (as well as what is left in being labeled ‘unidentified speaker’)

    was someone trying to make it difficult to find?

    and folks, you don’t want to miss his veering off into the Old Testament in a different Planned Parenthood committee meeting

    re boiling and eating babies

    http://www.c-span.org/video/?328011-1/hearing-planned-parenthood

    at 3 hr 34 minutes

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  5. WA Skeptic says:

    What a waste of space he is.

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  6. Old Mayfly says:

    Southern Baptists who don’t imbibe alcohol are the most at risk for being falling-down drunk. I don’t entirely blame them–it is partly genetics and partly cluelessness.

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  7. He bears an amazing resemblance to Mr. Potatohead. Just dumber.

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  8. fran seyer says:

    Well, bless his little heart………he could not remember which meeting he was in…….must be those cute little devil horns that are trying to get through his thick skull…………

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  9. I’m not watching that. I have only so much of my life left. And I don’t want *my* brains to leak out of my ear.

    People in our district elected Steny Hoyer. I’m just saying.

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  10. 1.smart.canerican says:

    Well, maybe is true to his religion is not drinking. There are many other things one can use to sound stupid and ridiculous!

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  11. Every ounce of protein he consumes would be better used saving a viable life in a starving world. This guy’s life is a net loss to civilization.

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  12. I think it has been a long, long time since anyone saw brains leaking out of Gohmert’s ears. He had a limited supply to begin with.

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  13. The stupidity of a pair of fellow House members once coaxed this crack from [Speaker Thomas B.] Reed: “They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.”

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  14. Wow what year is this ? Nothing but an extremist witch hunt. But this was great and should get it’s own post, please listen to Rep Ted Deutch Democrat Florida ! He threw the shameful wingnuts under the bus.

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  15. JAKvirginia says:

    From Texas, huh? And somewhere there’s a steer without a mate.

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  16. Sister Artemis says:

    Louie Louie, oh no
    Me gotta go
    Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
    Louie Louie, oh baby
    Me gotta go

    Fine little Jebus waits for me
    Catch a ship across the sea
    Sail that ship about, all alone
    Never know if I make it home

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  17. I resent the fact that these republican reprobates are given air time at all. They only serve to lower the IQ of anyone who listens.

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  18. Elizabeth Moon says:

    Louie doesn’t have to imbibe alcohol. He imbibes hate and spews it right back out, with a side of stupid.

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  19. Not surprised. The two major hemispheres (right and left) cannot make contact with each other due to the fact that the corpus colasum, the little levee between the spheres, is made of Portland Cement. Absolutely nothing gets through. Think of all those little synaps buzzing with life and then hitting that wall. His brain is,simply, a car wreck.

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  20. Louie Gohmert is a triple threat: drunk, crazy, and stupid.

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  21. That Other Jean says:

    Poor, weird Louie. It must be sad to be so obsessed with things that don’t really matter that they poison your life and make you look and sound like an absolute idiot, whether or not you are (although I’m pretty sure he really is).

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  22. JAKvirginia says:

    Elizabeth Moon: Exactly! There is no reason to blame the beverage industry.

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  23. Louie is either off his meds or needs to up the dosage.

    Baptist deacons have a rich heritage of denying their drinking habits, to themselves and each other. I should know. My father was one.

    For those of you who may not know, it was the Rev Elijah Craig who is credited by some with the invention of bourbon whiskey. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elijah_Craig and http://www.whiskycritic.com/elijah-craig-12 Let that sink in a minute. A BAPTIST. MINISTER. A far cry from the Baptists [Hypocrites R Us] of today.

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  24. Corinne Sabo says:

    I won’t pick one. Insane & drunk both fit.

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  25. e platypus onion says:

    Louie is lost in the bewilderness again with nothing to suck on but his own tail. Wingnuts need to chain a nanny to Gohmert so he don’t keep getting lost.

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  26. Despite his drunk uncle rant, he seems to be a sufferer of Dementia to me. But, it’s so common lately, with all those Tea Partiers, it’s hard to tell.

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  27. @Monty
    There wasn’t a Dean Wormer in Louie’s life who could have given him key fatherly advise, “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

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  28. Marge Wood says:

    I couldn’t get the dot to stay put so i could watch Louie. I’ll take y’all’s word for it. Louie is, just, well, Louie.

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  29. Gohmert’s not drunk, he’s a traditional East Texas demagogue. Violent emotionalism is what these folks do, their core competence and sacred heritage. His great-grandfather, Frank M Brooks, a dirtball Bowie Co. lawyer, state representative, & swindler in whose professional steps Louie has followed, notoriously took things to the next level, indulging in actual public physical violence–shooting and threatening to shoot people. Looking at the unfeigned rage in Gohmert face, it’s plain the acorn didn’t fall far from the tree.

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  30. Ole Scout says:

    Forced to challenge the veracity of your contention that brains were leaking from his ears as spittle spewed from mouth. He had no brains above his ear canal that would allow a Medulla or Cerebellum to leak.

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  31. I won’t watch. Life is too short.

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