I Told You So
I told you that this presidential season is gonna be fun.
Donald Trump is lighting up my life, y’all.
Donald Trump, at a campaign event in New Hampshire, touted his building expertise to show how he’ll tackle border security and immigration reform, the Washington Post reports.
Said Trump: “I will build the best wall, the biggest, the strongest, not penetrable, they won’t be crawling over it, like giving it a little jump and they’re over the wall, it costs us trillions. And I’ll have Mexico pay for the wall. Because Mexico is screwing us so badly. I will take it from out of just a small fraction of the money they’ve been screwing us for over the last number of years.”
The man is foreign policy genius.
But, no, no, no, no…. he is not finished yet.
“I will disclose my records. I will disclose everything. And I tell you what: People will be very, very, impressed.”
But if he drops his drawers, not so much.
I considered putting a picture of Trump with this post but damn, it’s early in the morning. I just can’t do that to myself.
Thanks to Craig for the heads up.
Impressed with The Donald? More like Depressed!! Thanks for not tacking a picture of his ugly mug on here … it would be more then I can stand before 8 a.m. in S. CO.
1How many times has he declared bankruptcy? Can someone explain to him that the USA cannot do that?
2Deb and I and the rest of the entire world thank you for NOT including a photo of The Donald, this morning!!! Ugh!
3Thank you for your self restraint, and self respect!
4My favorite TV news clip ever is The Donald addressing the Scots parliament telling them they had to remove the government wind-power turbines near his golf resort because the turbines were ruining the view.
Everybody in the chamber broke into hearty laughter.
5The Trumpster has been in and out of divorce and bankruptcy court even more often than he has threatened to run for president. Now THAT’S what we want in the White House.
6As for that wall he’s going to build, must be a lot of cement left over after most of his casinos closed.
Trump the Twit will never believe that people are coming under the wall, not over. There is so much erosion in certain areas you could drive a buffalo through.
7Just thinking about seeing a picture of that idiot along with my morning coffee sends shudders up my spine.
8I wonder how to build a wall that keeps people out but allows the wildlife access to both sides of the river…….Oh wait , they do not vote or have money for campaign donations……so screw them……
9I don’t think Donald Trump and Reality have ever met.
10The Donald is awesome, beyond belief!
11May ‘the Hair’ be with you.
I love how the Pres just absolutely devastated him – AGAIN! – at the correspondents’ dinner:
“Donald Trump is here… still.”
It was so subtle, so artless, that the Donald doesn’t recognized he’s been sliced open from stem to sternum, and that his hypothetical guts lie in a steaming pile on the metaphorical linoleum. Your political career is a DEAD DUCK, DONALD.
Fall down.
12The King Canute of our times: http://www.mainlesson.com/display.php?author=baldwin&book=fifty&story=canute
Though with a somewhat less inspiring ending.
13LynnN, the difference between Canute and Trump is that Trump actually believes he can command the tides. Canute was telling his lords not to pretend he could.
14Juanita Jean, your posts are the joy in my morning, the light of my day & sweet dreams @ night. Thank you!!!
15Pretty sure that whenever a picture of the Trump turns up, my nose, mouth, eyes, and probably even my ears screw themselves up in a most unattractive way. Don’t want them to freeze in that position, so the less often I see such a picture, the better off we all are!
16It has always puzzled me why someone with so much of OP’s money hasn’t done something about his hair? Or maybe gotten a better barber? Or looked in a mirror without his “wishful thinking” goggles on???
17Göring-with-a-bird’s-nest-on-top. Let’s see who can make up some stanzas and set them to music from “Oklahoma!”
18There is no time that a photo of Trump does not cause projectile vomiting.
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