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Juanita would like to take this time to remind you that she said that the Supreme Court decision on corporate donations to political campaigns would come to no good.

“No damn good were my exact words,” she reminds us.

If Juanita says it’s Christmas, you better go buy some little twinkling lights.  She’s rarely wrong.

As seen in Sealey, Texas, today —-

So, now Sweet Jesus has incorporated and can donate to political campaigns.

“I thought I had proof that it had already started when I saw this yard sign sign several times around Bellville, Texas,” she says with fear in her voice.

“But then, I looked up that verse.  First of all, it’s in the Old Testament, which doesn’t have diddle squat to do with Sweet Jesus,” she says with relief.

“Second of all, I was seen all over the deepest red part of Texas,” she warns, “so I suspected it said something about ‘when the dark man cometh to reign over the lands ….’  or something like that, but, shockingly, it didn’t.  It says —-”

if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land.

“Now, I am not sure what exactly unhumble wicked ways they are talking about.  In my mind, that’s Dick Cheney.  And God knows we’ve got a heap o’ healing to do after Dick finished with us.  Have you ever seen Dick Cheney pray?  He talks to himself,” she says with personal knowledge.

Verdelia wants to know, “If ‘Jesus Christ, Inc’ is the answer, what the heck was the question?”

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