I Swear. I Swear To God.
Newt Gingrich, American hero, has offered himself up to return to the job he totally screwed up in 1999 – Speaker of the House.
History —
Then, after a poor GOP showing in the 1998 mid-terms, a bruised Gingrich quit. On his way out, however, Never Nice Newt said he was glad to be going because he was “not willing to preside over people who are cannibals.”
And this from a person who had a one-word rejoinder for anyone — friend or foe alike — who challenged him: Pathetic.
Pathetic, that’s a lot like loser.
Newt Damn Gingrich. Dear God.