The GOP Party Chairman in Maine is concerned about rural black people, who like zombies come “mysteriously” to vote in urban areas and then multiply magically after the election.

Cool trick, huh?

Charlie Webster: Black Person Expert

Charlie Webster, the outgoing Maine Republican chairman, claimed Wednesday in an interview that “hundreds” of black voters cast ballots in rural Maine towns, contributing to the party’s losses.

“In some parts of rural Maine, there were dozens, dozens of black people who came in and voted on Election Day,” he said in an interview with WSCH TV. “Everybody has the right to vote, but nobody in town knows anybody that’s black — how did that happen? I don’t know. We’re going to find out.”

Everybody knows that black people only live in the projects in urban areas.  There’s some sort of prohibition against them living in rural areas, you know, unless they have 40 acres and a mule.  I suspect these so-called voters did not arrive on a mule.

Plus, they creepily multiplied from dozens to hundreds …

Webster stood by the claim in an interview with the Portland Press Herald. “I’m not talking about 15 or 20. I’m talking hundreds,” he said. “I’m not politically correct and maybe I shouldn’t have said these voters were black, but anyone who suggests I have a bias toward any race or group, frankly, that’s sleazy.”

And nobody would know sleazy better than Charlie Webster.

I think Maine should keep a list somewhere of all the people of color in the state along with the name of a white person who can vouch for them and their whereabouts at all times.

That would keep Mr. Webster happy.

By the way, Thelma says that if Republicans keep poking us with a stick, we’re going to put Aretha Franklin on Mount Rushmore.  Just because we can.