September 13, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Y’all, it is frightful to admit, but I missed Rick Perry on Dancing With The Disgraced Presidential Candidates last night.
Rumor has it that he came in last only because they couldn’t rank him any lower than that. I warned you that the guy can’t lead.
I don’t know where he goes from here, but the bright lights ain’t doing that boy one bit of good.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
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OMG–If I were he I’d invest in a brown paper bag and hide inside there for a while.
1The local football team preempted DWTS, so I didn’t see what happened until this morning. There’s a video floating out there of pRick’s routine; but, I could only watch about a minute of it.
I’m guessing it’s a toss-up between he and Lochte over which one will be bounced first.
2And no, the glasses didn’t help one damn bit!
3Notice where his hands are in that pose. Not the best place to hold your female partner. Second to public attention, Super Perry’s motive seems to be to cop a feel.
4On a positive note, I bet they let him keep that jacket.
51, 2, Oops. He danced about as well as he governed.
6A friend sent me a text that pRick was on DWTS and I wrote her back and told her “… I don’t watch that show!” Then she let me know that Lochte got rushed by a couple guys from the audience and I told her, “Thank goodness I’m not watching!”
7But I have to see if I can find pRick’s video … it has to be watched to be believed!
The judges were too kind, scoring pRick 20 out of a possible 40. But, it was a much higher score than his stint as a Texas gov would warrant. The Corn Dog stand was a nice touch and had better moves.
Found two full clips available. My act of kindness to y’all will be posting neither clip. Just let it be known that the clip with buffering issues was better than the one without technical difficulties.
8Found it:
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/behold-rick-perrys-amazing-dancing-with-the-stars-debut/
9Dancing with the Stars=the elephant graveyard where failed Texas Republicans go to die.
10With all due respect to patrons with opposing views, I am not, have never been, and near as I can predict, never will be, a fan of these “reality” tv shows such as Humerican Idol and DWTS and so on, ad neauseum. I don’t fan tv “wrestling” or NFL football either, and for the same reasons. That little pRicky stunk up the presentation should be an outcome anyone over the age of about 3 or 4 could accurately predict.
11Micr….let’s add “The Apprentice” to the list of shows that should never have been.
12Bless his heart, he is still not good with numbers — http://politics.blog.mystatesman.com/2016/09/13/yes-five-i-love-you-youre-awesome-on-rick-perrys-higher-math/
13Who would have thought that he is a better dancer than governor!
14@Opinionated Hussy
15I see your “The Apprentice” and raise you “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman”. I confess to a 3-day celebratory drunk when the latter was finally canceled.
Well, at least he managed to get a couple handful of titties.
Now what will the Jebus say about that?
16I believe “awkward” is the highest compliment I can give it.
17He looks like he is taking a nice rewarding dump.
18Saw it live. One-legged man in an arse-kicking contest sums it up.
19I’m glad I missed it. I would have liked watching Laurie Hernandez though. I read that she got 2nd. Not surprising for an Olympic gymnast. She was great in Rio.
20Debbo, vive la différence and enjoy! Better than brain bleach to remove the ‘visuals’ of the ninny in two right boots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX21gBq70gg
21Oh, crap. I missed it. Thanks, Obama!*
*No, really. Thanks.
22Well, I finally agreed with something he said: “People are probably watching this and going, ‘What a dumbass.'” Absolutely, Rick. 100%.
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