I Luv You, New York Times
They did it. They said the L word.
President Trump used his first official meeting with congressional leaders on Monday to falsely claim that millions of unauthorized immigrants had robbed him of a popular vote majority, a return to his obsession with the election’s results even as he seeks support for his legislative agenda.
So this was supposed to be a bipartisan meeting of the President and congressional leaders. It wasn’t. Trump also talked about having the biggest crowd at his inauguration. “It was a huge crowd, a magnificent crowd. I haven’t seen such a crowd as big as this,” Trump told the assembled group of congressional leaders, who, for the most part, own televisions or were there in damn person. And have eyes in their heads, and fingers to count with on their hands. Big hands, not some pitiful little hands.
Look, there’s a simple way to fix this. We need to have an official measuring. Trump needs to whip out his you-know-what and let’s measure it once and for all. Okay, I guess with his delicate ego, there’s no whipping anything out. Maybe he could just drop it out. Or wiggle, or dig, I dunno. I actually don’t want to think about it, okay?
All in all, I am very proud of the New York Times.
Thanks to Ken for the heads up.
Are you paying attention, chickens___ mass media?
First, Chuck Todd decides to re-grow a pair and takes down Sewer Rat Barbie Conway on “MTP”; now the NY Times uses the “L Word” in accurately portraying a corrupt regime that does virtually nothing but tell lies.
Get with the program, MSM. Brush up your chops and get back to inflicting some honest, hard-hitting journalism against the biggest threat in this country’s history.
1Well it’s about time. Kudos to the New York Times for stating the facts, not the fiction that the Prevaricator-in-Chief has been spewing. One can only hope more of the media takes this stand on every single lie that comes out of all the Republican mouths.
2OT: At least 20 Americans died Sunday in the South because of tornadoes. Thanks for noticing “Mr. President”.
3Saw a cute graphic: pic of Trump to the left. On the right big words: Days Without Lying. The number was a big ZERO. Guess it still is.
4@JAKvirginia
I assume the 20 were they Drumpf voters. God’s cleaning the shallow end of the ballot box one vote at a time.
5Drumpf’s joint is being audited for tax evasion. When the audit is through he will release his joint for measurement -or not.
Rumour has it Kellyanne Conweasel got into a fist fight with a dude at the inaugural brawl. Apparently two guys were fighting and Conweasel rushed over and punched one guy three times in the face. Her hands a bigger than Drumpf’s. Must be his personal bodyguard. Barstool Palin would be so proud.
6So how long before members of Congress from both sides of the aisle recognize the mental illnesses of this man?
7Our Mango Mussolini is so upset because he finally understands that the Black Guy’s is bigger; crowds, that is.
8Only an eight year old boy, and Donald Trump, would spend so much time fighting over who smelt it and who dealt it. Trump additionally turns it into a conspiracy theory.
We can count votes. If we sat through elementary school math class we know which number is bigger than the other.
We can look at and compare photos of crowds on the mall. We know which one has more people in it.
One man steps in it and refuses to change shoes, the NYT reports it.
9Too little, too late. Where were they in October?
10Too little, too late.
Where were they when he lied continuously, profusely and unopposed throughout the entire campaign? Where were they when they compared pari-passu the Clinton Foundation with the Trump Foundation? Where was the outrage when they buried the entire story about Russian involvement with the Trump campaign, yet hung Hillary with every word about the email server?
For whatever reason, the Times hated Hillary, and they were complicit in her defeat at the (tiny) hands of an unstable, authoritarian, narcissistic candidate.
11The Bush administration put forth this crap when they lost the popular vote too. They demanded that the DOJ find the bad guys and when they found zero, a fist full of US Attorneys were fired. Congress issued subpoenas and 22 million e-mails disappeared from the White House into an RNC private server. The collective memory of the MSM has been washed by senile dementia.
12Lless, your reminder of the Bushies’ outrage at losing reminds of that great line in “The Sting”: “What was I supposed to do– call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?”
Trump has a pathetic need to be #1 in everything. His is always bigger, his is always better, he knows more about ISIS than the generals, he’s the least racist person, and the sun shines out of his rear end.
I would say that he must have a really tiny endowment, but it doesn’t matter if he does. Nobody cares. He only thinks it matters. But he’s never going to grow up.
13Basic politics…LIE…LIE…LIE…..
14until people accept the lie as true!
Worked for most all religions and many political parties…Nazis lie about jews for example.
Pathetic need to be first on everything? Great! Let him be the first in jail time as an ex-Prez!
By the way CJ just announced his SCOTUS pick. Believe the last name is Musgrave(?). He clerked for Whizzer White and Kennedy. That, my friends, is a breeding round for swing voting justices!
153 million crimes were committed and nobody noticed but P. Grabber
3 million immigrants managed to get documents that allowed them to vote but they can’t get documents that allow them to stay in the country.
I’m confused.
16Trump says at least 3 million people didn’t have the necessary paperwork to vote legally.
What about the 150-200 million who want to see Trump’s necessary paperwork (or electronic PDF) showing his long-form tax returns? And not the Kenyan or Nigerian scam tax returns either.
17In the words of LBJ, “That boy ain’t right.”
18We’re dealing with a seriously demented individual who must repeat the lie until everyone acknowledges he is right. That ain’t goin’ to happen, Trumplethinskin. He will keep on lying until, God help us, he lies himself into impeachment and/or a federal prison.
(sigh)
Why did Trump have to run for president?
Why couldn’t he just get a prescription for Viagra, like everybody else?
19“We’re dealing with a seriously demented individual”
20He does sound eerily like my 95 year old dad, especially in the early stages of dementia. GOPers will keep him around till they get what they want, then it’s Pence.
Lunargent, couple of possibilities there. Maybe Donnie’s Status of Forces Agreement, oops, uh pre-nup with Messalina has expired. Barron is ten now (average length of a pre-nup) and Barron & Messalina show no signs of moving to Dee Cee. Or, the battle Orange Foolius fought with STDs while others were fighting in Viet Nam wasn’t as successful as he imagined and what little he had shriveled and fell off to where Viagra can’t help it.
Upon consideration, theory #2 makes sense as it also accounts for his mental condition. “Individuals who receive treatment many years after they have been infected have a worse prognosis.” http://www.brainfacts.org/diseases-disorders/diseases-a-to-z-from-ninds/neurosyphilis/
21@EPO#6- Barstool is one of the better riffs on the younger Palin’s name I’ve seen although I’ve seen it made into Brisket which is nearly as good as Barstool though a further reach. Do you suppose Ms. Conweasel(as you style it, also good)will ask the street brawling Palins for advice on how to throw a good sucker-punch? They’d know especially Barstool/Brisket, although I recall mama Tundra Tart being involved in that incident.
22Jane & PKM, your theory #2 reminds me of an older friend’s acquaintance who said that syphilis was nothing; he’d had it and got better without treatment. My friend replied cautiously that untreated syphilis could have effects on the brain, whereupon the other man leaped up and began screaming, “Unsay it! Unsay it!” Um, yeah, kind of making my point here…. And since Donnie also has a serious problem with acknowledging reality, I think we can draw our own conclusions.
23Jane & PKM: Both of your theories are predicated on Trump… urk… having s.e.x. Are there women out there that dumb and desperate? Oh! Hello Melania! Nevermind…
24JAKvirginia,
25Melania and her predecessors in the bower of Mr. Shortshaft dumb and desperate? Not at all, they were after the long green, not the long dong.
Sandridge: Yeah, I know. They were after the bulge in his wallet not the other bulge. But here’s a curious: Where are the legions of satisfied women to attest to his prowess? I’d have thought by now there would be at least one salacious expose, no? Madame X where are you?
26To JAKvirginia
27You are right.
when Bill was elected it seemed for a while that old paramours where coming out of the woodwork and we know at the time it sure wasn’t his non existent fortune ( pre White House) that attracted them.
Considering drumpf’s wealth and past illusions of power you’d think somebody would have tried to peddle a book deal by now.
Oddly all I have heard is women giving explicit descriptions of shutting poor little donnie boy down.
Maybe he required Non disclosure agreements with all the cute little boys he had dalliance’s with.
thanks so much for that disturbing mental image Juanita Jean!
look, Trump’s been lying his whole life, does anyone seriously believe he’s going to suddenly change now? no, of course they don’t, that was a rhetorical question. prepare yourself for 4 years of this. there will be the news, with facts, then there will be “Trump” news, with “alternative facts”. meanwhile, the country will go swirling down the drain pipe.
28And Ken? Thank you for that even more disturbing mental image! Ewww…
29Could someone please feed traitor trump defenbachia leaves? They would shut him up for at least a couple of hours for some blessed relief from listening to the endless lies. But I saw a great picture of why the pictures of his inauguration showed so few people. They were all hiding in white sheets and hoods to make them hard to see.
30@Tilphousia
Nah. Just a medium-sized cup of oleander tea, from my sainted mother’s oleander bush. Fix him right up.
31Micr: Yes! It’s so… soothing… *evil grin*
32not usually one to pass gossip……..BUT hear that the orange one is a sloppy kisser and hands match the other thing…..
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