I Luv You, New York Times
They did it. They said the L word.
President Trump used his first official meeting with congressional leaders on Monday to falsely claim that millions of unauthorized immigrants had robbed him of a popular vote majority, a return to his obsession with the election’s results even as he seeks support for his legislative agenda.
So this was supposed to be a bipartisan meeting of the President and congressional leaders. It wasn’t. Trump also talked about having the biggest crowd at his inauguration. “It was a huge crowd, a magnificent crowd. I haven’t seen such a crowd as big as this,” Trump told the assembled group of congressional leaders, who, for the most part, own televisions or were there in damn person. And have eyes in their heads, and fingers to count with on their hands. Big hands, not some pitiful little hands.
Look, there’s a simple way to fix this. We need to have an official measuring. Trump needs to whip out his you-know-what and let’s measure it once and for all. Okay, I guess with his delicate ego, there’s no whipping anything out. Maybe he could just drop it out. Or wiggle, or dig, I dunno. I actually don’t want to think about it, okay?
All in all, I am very proud of the New York Times.
Thanks to Ken for the heads up.