September 25, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
OH, JJ! Damn! The Senate candidates in my part of the country are duller than dishwater. Nothin’ spicy about them!
1That’s what happens when you take a nickname from a jar of mustard.
2The mind boggles in a pleasant sort of way as to how Emily picked up the “Spicybrown” nickname. 🙂
3We have a Twinkle (that is her actual first name), in Alabama. I keep wanting to call her Twinkie.
Deb in Ala.
4Thanks to ISIL there are quite a few candidates who could call themselves “Mustard Yellow”.
5We can’t do write-ins in Oklahoma.
However, we frequently have candidates named Rogers. The most recent didn’t campaign and made it into the runoff. A perennial candidate, fortunately he lost there. I sometimes think the people who vote for them think they are voting for Will!
6JJ, a question on voting by mail. I prefer that way, but in the last election you brought up some problems you had on the committee that authorizes them. I don’t want anyone to toss my ballot away! But since you vote by mail, I guess it’s OK?
7Does this question sound stupid? I’m generally considered to be pretty intelligent (even though my father, who was very proud of my education, said Ph.D. meant “piled higher and deeper), but I guess I’m just very protective of my right to vote.
Susie @#6- I guess you’re lucky you don’t have any candidates named Guthrie the folks might think they’re voting for Arlo.
8Maybe we could write in Juanita Jean?
9Maybe we could write in Juanita Jean?
10@doquijoterocket: Nah. Woody.
11Micr says: Nah. Woody.
LOL! I would vote for either.
Deb B.
12One of my sinate candidates castrates pigs as if that is relevant to lying to her constituents.
13brood sows are held hostage and forced to get pregnant a number of times year round and forced to give birth to children they then aren’t allowed to nurture and bond with. Sounds like whitey wingnut to me.
14Yeah, yeah, yeah, but no one has ever had a “Kinky”, just sayin’.
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