I Love You, Texas
You know that if this paragraph is in a news story —
Authorities say Kramer walked out of the restaurant – without the food – and to his truck while yelling either he got free tacos or somebody would die. Investigators say the waitress locked the door after the San Antonio man drove away.
— (a) it’s going to be a good story, (b) somebody is probably going to jail, or (c) you’re going to real happy that every time you say that, it doesn’t make the newspapers.
Yeah, guy named Adam Kramer tried to get free tacos at a Mexican restaurant with a sword as a weapon. A sword. Thankfully, it wasn’t loaded or accidentally discharge.
Thanks to Liz for the heads up.