I Love Yew, Texas
Fayette County is a cozy little place between me and Austin with some of the best kolaches and people anywhere around.
My friends Vickie and Cecil live in Fayette County and they just love to tell me some of the great stories from their area. They have a doozy this time. Outside of being friends, I attended the Democratic National Convention in 2012 with Vickie and Cecil.
Cecil, who is a retired Army Colonel, got a prolonged laugh over what’s consequential to Republicans. It seems that a long-time voting location is being changed because Republicans refuse to vote anywhere there’s an outhouse.
Now you’d think with the amount of crap Republicans have to wade around in just to meet their candidates in person, they’d welcome a nice clean outhouse. But, nooooo …
I’ve attached the article from the Fayette County Newspaper that hit the stands today. You know you live in rural Texas when there’s a picture of an outhouse on your newspaper’s front page.
Republicans are moving their primary election further away but Democrats have paid for a handicapped assessable pot-a-potty to be on site to keep the voting location convenient to their voters — all eight of them — because every vote counts.
You may need to right click and open the article in a new window or save it and enlarge it. I uploaded it actual size.
Enjoy!
Funny about how Republicans always want to return to the America of the past until that little thing called ‘reality’ steps in. I would think anyone who believe progress ended with the Founding Fathers could live with at least one of the conditions of the time. Then again their version of the past is Main Street in Disneyland.
1Yep. snacilbupeR want to return America socially to say 1830, but they want a 2016 state of the art electrically warmed bidet seat on which to rest their corpulent asses when they defecate. Selfish brutes.
2They also want 18th century gun laws with 21st century weapons. And 14th century morality. And I don’t know what kind of women’s health care goes with vaginal probes but no abortions.
3Looks clean, well maintained with no splinters. Why any group that will be choosing among the likes of Trump, Cruz & Rubio, among others, would object is beyond me.
4Hey, when you gotta go,, you gotta go.
5With the amount of bull$hit the RKlan produces, there should be a multitude of crappers.
6Republican County Chairman Stall thinks more consolidation is needed because there are far too many polling stations. The beginning of the article states how high voter turnout is in that county.
Hmmm. I wonder if convenience, lack of lines, the social aspect of voting maybe has anything to do with high turnout?
7A potty conflict gets all their attention? Sure, why not. Its a great distraction from all the voter fraud bleep they purvey!
8So now Republicans aren’t content with just striking as many Democrats from the rolls as possible, intimidating people by taking their pictures and implying that they’re criminals for wanting to vote. Now they’re going out of their ways to make it hard for REPUBLICANS to vote as well. Keep up the good work, R’s. May this wave catch on.
9Isn’t that just soooo snacilbupeR?! BTW, micr, your comment was really first rate.
10Referring back to small football fields, I betcha late in the season, the outhouse might get chilly. I also had friends with a house in the middle of an already harvested grain field in Kansas. Their convenience was a bucket in the back porch with a good layer of newspaper over it. THAT WAS COLD. It almost makes you sympathetic with the Koch brothers who grew up that way.
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