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Well see, the QAnon people are coming to Dallas because there’s gonna be a slamdinger of a show!
Some staunch believers of QAnon think that JFK Jr is in fact alive and well, and plans to make a return to public service and announce a tilt at the White House as vice president on the ticket of Mr Trump, who has not yet announced a 2024 run but is widely considered by many to be the favourite to win the Republican nomination if he does so.
And it’s not just JFK, Jr – it’s the entire Kennedy clan showing up. However, it’s not clear if it’s all of them or just the dead ones. Word is that they are meeting on the grassy knoll, except they spelled it grassy noel, which in Texas translates to Christmas in the wheat fields.
And if you’re wondering who comes back from the dead to be vice president, you need only look as far as Mike Pence. So there ya are.
Texas: where QAnon gets even Qyer.
UPDATE: Through the miracle of modern journalism, we are able to bring you shots of the crowd. If you look long enough, I’m sure you’ll find your Aunt Erlene.
You can open it up to see the giant one. I looked pretty hard but I did not spot any Kennedy, living, dead, or zombie.
It's now past 12:29. At 12:29, the crowd recited the Pledge if Allegiance. No JFK Jr. yet. pic.twitter.com/CskJ5oAxNE
— steven monacelli (@stevanzetti) November 2, 2021
I have relatives who’ve fallen down this rabbit hole. It’s very sad.
1OK, JJ, you got me with this one. I am officially gobsmacked from here to eternity.
That anyone would buy this crapola makes me fear for not just the country, but the entire world. Where the Hell do they come from?
2These are the crazies that will vote for Huffines and West. They said in their “debate” that they’d send 20,000 TX National Guard to the border. West said he’d have them fire unprovoked into Mexico whereas Huffines said he’d close all 25 bridges. The apples in Dallas haven’t fallen far from the tree!
3As if Josh Hawley’s blaming libruls for fragile white male addiction to porn and video games wasn’t enough for me to spew coffee this morning!
4Sounds like a great event right after Halloween. Wonder which repugnantican politicians will show up to woo one of their key constituencies? Maybe rfk jr will be there.
5Just checking … were Carolyn Jeanne Bessette-Kennedy and her sister in on the hoax, or did they really die in a plane crash? If they died and JFK,Jr. survived, will there be an inquest, like the one of Teddy at Chappaquiddick? Does that mean we ought to expect a “catch-up” edition of various supermarket tabloids, outlining the love life and potential scions?
6I am not sure our country can survive too much of this level of stupidity. Hopefully it does not spread too far.
7Grassy Noel
Christmas seems to come earlier every year, doesn’t it?
8If these clowns aren’t on something, then they need to be.
9Grassy Noel sounds like Christmas at the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers apartment- if they don’t let Fat Freddy buy the ingredients.
10I was really hoping that the link was to The Onion…
11OMG, these people are nuts.
12Who’s the opening act, Elvis?
13QAnon fans mocked after JFK Jr does not rise from the dead to join Trump’s 2024 ticket: ‘The prophecy has now failed’ – Raw Story –
https://www.rawstory.com/qanon-jrk-jr/
The “people” pictured in this link with signs sayin “we are Q” are in fact literally Quazy, as Donald Duck would say.
14Grassy noel? Sure, that’s where you find unpresidented covfefe. Everybody knows taht.
15JFK Jr. and the other dead celebrities failed to show in Dallas. But the QAnon crew, which excels at moving the goal posts, now believes they’ll make an appearance at the Dallas Rolling Stones concert tonight. “Rolling Stones? Rolling away the stone!” said one Q devotee who has clearly never heard of Leon Russell anymore than he has heard of reality.
16Heck with JFK, bring back the King!
Elvis Has Just Left The Building …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCM9rVLSNeo
17Sorry, I read that as the Dead Kennedys getting back together. They’re not the same without Jello Biafra.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Kennedys
18Steve, thanks for the Raw Story link. I hit a paywall on J.J.’s link. But I had an idea. Back in the early 80s there was a punk band that a guy I worked with played for me on a drive from where we were drilling in Gonzales, back to Houston. He was a fan. And he was driving.
19I don’t have anything against punk rock, it’s just not my cup of….beer, if you will. At least not what we listened to on that four hour drive. But I just wiki’d them and apparently they still perform live. Leftwing hardcore.
Oh, and the name of the band is..
Dead Kennedys.
So with apologies to the actual Kennedy family, what if George Soros scooped those guys up and delivered em for a 2 or 3 song set as the Stones’ opening act?
Damnit. Buttermilk, I got distracted by a bumblebee mid comment, and failed to see you beat me to it.
20Too bad no one showed. I heard Janis & Jimi were going to entertain the crowd.
21Lex @17:
And did not go to the Grassy Noel.
Montag@21:
How do I get on your mailing list?
22Any word on jfk jr showing up at The Rolling Stones concert in Dallas tonight?
23Did they pry open Rush’s tomb and let him out for today?
24This would be a good time to deploy a Thorazine bomb over Dallas.
25Dang! Just think how much money I coulda made if I had the “My Pillow” concession on the Grassy Knoll for that crowd!
26The “Pledge *if* Allegiance”???? How Freudian can we get?
27And now I deeply regret not having moved back to the DFW area two years ago. My youngest brother still has his JFK halloween mask, and it’d have been worth the money to get some actor who can do a Boston accent to show up and give a speech.
Better yet, if the old wooden fence is still there between the plaza and the railroad switching yard, have a nice loud gunshot, the Kennedy actor takes a dive, and someone else in a Trump costume and wig waving a rifle there. Not long enough for some Qnutcase to draw and blast away at him, but enough to be seen and photographed. Just before driving off in a 1960 Chevy Impala.
Given enough advance warning, I bet we could rustle up some money to pull this off. Maybe the Qnaughts will come back on November 22, the actual date of the assasination? Hell, we can probably get some late night talk show host or the Lincoln Project to fund it!
28I really like that the headline included “falsely believe” and the story had phrases like “factually incorrect information.” When will the US media start being so blunt?
29Today Keith Richards, the lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones, was trending on Twitter, so I checked it out. It seems that at least a few Q-birds believe that Keith – who genuinely looks like he’s dead – actually died several years ago and that JFK Jr. is masquerading as him. All the more reason to go to the Stones concert, you see. JFK Jr. must have spent all those years in hiding practicing on the guitar, because somehow, somewhere, he picked up some mean guitar licks.
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