I Love Yew, Texas
Texas is where we take hot seriously. I’m sure you’ve heard that Dallas reached 110 today, but it’s really gonna get hot tomorrow.
I told my son we bought some steaks today and if he would come over and grill them tomorrow, he could have one. “Oh, cool,” he replied, “I won’t even have to light the grill.”
But that ain’t nothing.
Wanna see tortilla chips spontaneously combust?
Gotta come to Texas for that.