December 23, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Santa on ‘roids?
1Oh. My. F@$cking. God.
Nuthin’ like a 20 foot inflatable Santa armed with an AR-15 to spread “peace on earth, good will toward men!”
2I think it’s fitting their home looks like a fortress.
3Now if that doesn’t epitomize the Republican interpretation of
4Kristianity. Santa Killer Clause.
Words fail me.
If anyone knows the address, PLEASE post it. I have a marlinspike in my tool box.
5What is WRONG with people????
6Adds a new twist to the “War on Christmas.”
7Did you notice how Good Santa With A Gun is standing all alone outside the house? Did he accidentally shoot all of his elves and reindeer? We can only hope Mrs Claus is recuperating in intensive care, and will pull through.
I’m not even going to think about what happened to Jesus, Mary, and the (no doubt liberal) wise men.
8At least it’s not Jesus. Wouldn’t surprise me.
You know, odds are this isn’t a custom job. There are very likely others of them out there. Someone thought, probably correctly, “Hey, I bet I can make money by manufacturing inflatable twenty-foot Santas holding AR-15’s!”
Are we having a contest to figure out at what point exactly we as a country stopped progressing and started slipping back toward the primeval slime?
9Whoa! Share this article with your friendly neighborhood trumpster, then be prepared to rush them to the hospital because they’ll have 2nd and 3rd degree burns. Hell, even us good guys might feel a bit singed. Charles P. Pierce does have a way with words. He calls Clinton Cash a “book-like product.” Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a14478536/republican-party-trump-russia/
10Have faith folks. Jesus is there too, protecting Santa’s right flank from pinkos and Muslims. He’s got a flame thrower in his right hand, and in his left, he’s holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch up to his mouth so he can pull the pin with his teeth, John Wayne style. Unfortunately, nobody counted on the effectiveness of his Messianic camo, so unless your prayers are answered verbally, you’re just gonna have to take their word for it. DOH!!!
11Oh, that’s just Ol’ Santa holding the weapon of an imperial storm trooper, and everybody knows they never hit what they aim at. All in good fun, folks…
12Hey, Santa!
Can you and I sit down and take a crack at that whole “ naughty or nice”list? I might have a few suggestions in the D.C area- just sayin…..
13Our neighborhood probably has HOA guidelines which prohibit such monstrosities. If not, I’d be willing to commit a little well-deserved vandalism with a pellet gun I have; it’s nowhere near as powerful as an AR-15, but the point would be made.
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