I Love Yew, Texas
Denton County, Texas, is stuck half way between Dallas and the Oklahoma state line. It is home to the fifth largest university in Texas and Trump Republicans on massive steroids and pills that make you talk all the damn time..
The Republican County Chair resigned “due to health reasons,” after she tweeted this a week after Charlottesville.
Hendrickson later shared an article that claimed the protests and counter protests in Charlottesville were a “false flag” operation orchestrated by former President Barack Obama to cause chaos.
Bless Lisa’s heart, all she wanted to do is kill her some liberals and blame Obama for it, but then everybody got all upset about that and it finally gave Lisa a splitting headache. Damn liberals.
So, the vacuum of crazybutt leadership reeled in some spectacular catches.
At least three more members of the Denton County GOP’s leadership team, including State Representative Patrick Fallon, have claimed, or shared material that claimed, Charlottesvile was a hoax or that it was orchestrated by liberals.
Meet —
Mark Roy (Denton County GOP Vice Chair of Veterans Affairs/Texas State House Candidate HD-64)
Roy, a retired Marine, recently announced he will challenge incumbent State Rep. Lynn Stucky in the Republican primary for Stucky’s seat in Texas House District 64. Roy has written on Facebook that Charlottesville was staged, Arizona Senator John McCain is a traitor to the country, and that the Food and Drug Administration is putting sex hormones into canned foods in an attempt to turn Americans gay.
And damn my luck, I just bought an electric can opener. And here’s the scary part: the incumbent state rep ain’t exactly endorsed by MENSA or the American Mental Health Foundation.
And there’s Connie Hudson who believes that the New World Order, paid protestors, selected psychopaths, and God only know what else are all attempting to sour the mood of Americans and if there’s on thing Republicans really hate, it’s sour moods.
Connie also believes that Charlottesville was a hoax And she probably thinks it was done just to give her a case of sour damn mood.
Thanks to Matthew Reyna over at Rantt for putting all this together.
Some people are so removed from reality it’s a miracle they can dress themselves in the morning.
1“…canned foods in an attempt to make Americans gay.” And that’s why I only eat at McDonald’s. Does fat make you gay?
2That light colonel should just know better…
3And they put these statements up in public, and proudly. What the Fark is in the water there???
Nazis, KKK, White Supremacy stupidity abounds; what happened to brave, liberal Texans??? Gov Anne Richards and Ms Molly Ivins are probably doing about 2,500 rpms right now.
4JAKvirginia, “Does fat make you gay?” Uh, probably not. (Judging by the personal pudgy dimensions of Donnie and his supporters.) While I wouldn’t blame the phenomenon entirely on fats consumed, anecdotal evidence does seem to indicate that consuming fats, attending Dotard45 rallies in combination with wearing MAGA hats does make one st00pid.
Meh. More chicken/egg theory about the dumbasses that voted for Donnie.
5A bunch of squishie toadies. Go Houston!
6It’s too bad that stupid isn’t an added ingredient that could be avoided, like a can of spam. Unfortunately, in some places it just comes naturally.
7Um. Where to start?
First, Texas uber conservatives believe the damlibruls are all out to get them — because, God knows, no one else wants them.
Hint: Neither do we.
Second, they believe the damlibruls make stuff up just to mess with them. And how do they know this? Why, they just make it up.
8Those clowns are so far around the bend they meet themselves coming.
9Well, they certainly have one up on the John Birch Society’s fluoridated water claims.
The JBS was at least limited somewhat to print, and the occasional loon that could get on television or radio.
It would appear that conservatives have harnessed the power of the Internet to weaponise crazy. (I’m glad I don’t live in Oklahoma any more . . .)
10Frightening that they are everywhere and hold elected office.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/10/06/arizona-congressman-repeats-bogus-claim-that-charlottesville-violence-was-left-wing-plot/?hpid=hp_regional-hp-cards_rhp-card-politics%3Ahomepage%2Fcard
11Dallas and Denton are 30 miles apart. We used to go ‘meet guys’ at North Texas in when we were seniors in high school, 1971.
The ‘hood’ has changed, not for the good~
12Somebody needs to give your local obstetricians some pine tar so the little boogers don’t slip out of their hands and bounce on their heads at birth.
13One wonders how many head injuries each has suffered. Too bad those injuries didn’t render them mute and unable to write. Those vermin are just evil and won’t be content until everything they tough has turned to merde.
14Does the nurse know these people have access to the internet?
15The stupidity of a pair of fellow House members once coaxed this crack from [Speaker Thomas B.] Reed: “They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.”
16I visited beloved Denton in October of 2008 for the dedication of the new hand-built music hall pipe organ at UNT. I wish the hell I had been smart enough to attend the UNT as a freshman in 1977. I would probably be a successful jazz musician today.
It was my parent’s alma mater class of 1952. I met two of their best friends from undergraduate days, both in their 80s. It was one of the best vacations that I have ever had. I love the people of Texas so much.
It was the time of the 2008 presidential election. One of the little shops in Denton was running an informal straw poll, McCain or Obama? Obama was slightly ahead.
17Dammit! The Nazis were back last night in Charlottesville with their stupid tiki torches. Not as many as last time. Much more police presence. No fist fights. Nobody got killed by a motorized Nazi. In comparison to what happened some weeks ago, that bunch must have come across as the toothless and effete as well as traitorous. I am still determined to move there. A ticked off little old silver haired granny is exactly what C-ville needs.
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