I Love Yew, Texas
League City, Texas, is between me and Galveston. I generally close my eyes and hold my breath as I drive through there.
One of my Democratic friends stopped in League City and this was right next to her.
I think it was real nice of him to fly a confederate flag on the back, you know, just in case you didn’t already know he’s a big damn loser.
This is why you should always make your car passengers carry glitter. Accidentally letting pink glitter fly all over that whole thing would have been a tragically but very cool thing. I’ll even pay the $200 littering fine as long as he shows up to court with pictures of the glitter all over himself to prove his case.