I Love Yew, Texas
I know that you are not going to believe this story so I found some legitimate news sources to back it up.
AUSTIN, Texas – The Texas Supreme Court has sided with a family accused of not teaching its children anything while waiting “to be raptured.”
A decade ago, Laura and Michael McIntyre starting educating their nine children in the backroom of a motorcycle dealership in El Paso, Texas.
But problems began when the dealership’s co-owner and Michael’s twin brother, Tracy, reported never seeing the children reading, working on math, using computers or doing much of anything educational except singing and playing instruments. He said he heard one of them say learning was unnecessary since “they were going to be raptured.”
Dear Lord, hear my prayer: The Texas Supreme Court needs to be raptured today.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Thank you. Now I know why so many conservatives are stupid. I knew there had to be a reason. Voila!
1Why would we not believe this story?
Last I heard, there were also absolutely no standards for home-schooling in Virginia if you claimed you were doing it for religious reasons.
And the stupidest ones are the ones that are having 10-12-14 kids….
2Because somewhere in the Bible it says that the less you know about anything and everything, the more likely you are to be Saved. Or maybe they think God will fix their ignorance once they get to Heaven, and without all that homework and thinking stuff, too.
3They will be first in line for government handouts
4From what I have heard, they are not that far behind the home-actually-schooled and the products of red state schools.
5Nine wasted minds. I’m not counting the parents who didn’t start out with any.
6Homeskuled.
7With no education, no job, and living in Texas with no health care they can expect to have something ruptured long before they’re raptured.
8So, presumably the parents will be raptured too. They won’t need savings, money, or a retirement plan — the same way their chilluns won’t need book learning.
If you’re in the area, stop by the motorcycle shop and ask them for a free motorcycle.
9I say again, tax the churches. When these loser mythologists and their spawn need $$$ and their tax free bretheran are not there to help them, at least we the taxpayers have a little underpayment for the cost of their st00pidity.
They don’t like the idea of taxing churches? Fine. Call it a tax on st00pid.
10Agree completely about taxing churches. Most are nothing but political organizations telling the sheep how to vote. Sadly too many have made trades with their own devil in politics i.e. Trading support for a bad law cause the politicians promise you a sop.
11Well, damn, y’all. I can’t think of any better start to a full and prosperous life than being home-schooled in the back room of a motorcycle dealership in El Paso, Texas.
12Raptured Hell. The Texas Supreme Court was Craptured long ago.
13For the sake of the rest of us it would be a good thing if people like this were raptured.
14“something ruptured long before they’re raptured”
“Craptured?”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y’all are in fine form today! Gracias.
15#WTF #TFP
16Dang! One of these days one of those kids (or more) will get out into the big wide world, probably purely by accident, and make the Great Discovery. If they don’t already hate mom and dad, this will absolutely do it. they’re gonna have trust issues the rest of their lives.
17Any Child Services investigations yet? How about impeaching that wack job judge? He’s only fit to judge his own bowel movements.
18No. Just no.
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