I Love Yew, Florida

February 09, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Only in Florida would you have a drive-by gatoring.

Screen Shot 2016-02-09 at 10.24.38 AMFish and Wildlife Commission officials say 23-year-old Joshua James pulled up for his order and after a server handed over a drink and turned around James reached into the back of his truck and tossed the 3-and-a-half foot gator through the drive-thru window.

The incident report showed a picture of the gator inside the restaurant.

I guess he wanted to biggie-size that.

But justice is swift in Florida —

During his first court appearance Tuesday morning a judge ordered James to stay out of all Wendy’s restaurants, to avoid contact or possession with any animals other than his mother’s dog, to undergo a mental health evaluation and to avoid possessing any weapons. If he fails a random drug and alcohol test his bond will be rescinded. Bond was set at $6,000.

I’m sad to report that his mother’s dog hasn’t been seen since Joshua got mad at the Hello Kitty store at the mall.

Thanks to SamĀ for the heads up.

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