Last night, Bubba was sitting watching the teevee.  Out of the clear blue, he said to me, “Ya know, I bet more people came to your little website yesterday than voted for Rick Perry in New Hampshire.”

“Nah,” I replied.  “New Hampshire is a whole state and I’m just a little ole beauty salon in a small Texas town.”

But, out of curiosity, I went to check.

Oh good Lord, Rick.  Hang it up.  I whipped your butt.  That has got to hurt, mainly because I spend $20 a month on this website and Rick spent $5 million so far.

But I ain’t getting the big head, because right off the top of my head I can think of 70 or 80 things in my little town that are more popular than Rick Perry.  Starting with my dog.

And the Ebola virus.

Okay, okay, I’ll quit.