I Know You Are, But What Am I?
Remember when Bobby Jindal said that Republicans should “stop being the stupid party”?
Well, Donald Trump says that’s stupid. Seriously.
“I thought it was a horrible thing for him to say. Frankly, I thought it was stupid thing for him to say.”
And next thing you know, Trump said this —
The reality star also announced on Monday that he was suing HBO comedian Bill Maher for $5 million dollars over a “bet” on Jay Leno’s show that Trump couldn’t prove that his mother didn’t have sex with an orangutan.”
Oh, sweet juicy irony, come rest upon my tongue.
Thanks to Brian for the heads up.
Actually, the orangutan story would explain a lot.
1I know it’s early in Texas, but I have been up for a while waiting eagerly for your posts. They do start my day off right.
Trump is right that they shouldn’t discourage the base because, honestly, how many Rethugs would there be if they culled the herd of the stoopid ones?
2Sounds like the Trump kids need to stage another intervention. I do believe The Donald has lost his marbles.
3Don’t worry. Rump’s—I mean Trump’s reality series new season is starting in a few weeks. This is the time of year he goes bed bug crazy trying to get attention for it.
4…said the poster boy for Stupid.
BTW – Proving that the orangutan was NOT the father (which would be Maury’s Highest. Rated. Show. EVAH!) does not prove that his mother didn’t sleep with one.
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How do we know it is the real birth certificate?
6The more stupid the loudmouth is, the more they cannot handle the crap someone plops on them … they can dish it out but they just can’t take it themselves … that is usually how bullies of any species works!!
Trump the offspring of an orangatan’s rump is beyond help or hope …
7Oooops … make that an orangutan’s rump!!!
8Y’know, the one thing I miss here at Miss Juanita Jean’s is a “like” button. A “Love” button would be even better, but my first vote for best comment of the lot so far would be
“How do we know it is the real birth certificate?”
The quality of the comments is equal to the quality of the written post here.
Ever’body here just ROCKS!
9@Nan C: Amen!!
10I’m laughing at how Trump thinks Democrats are just now calling it the stupid party or that they’ll stop playing that soundbite after 4 years. Of course, to be fair, Democrats do call it a wide range of adjectives…stupid, bat-crap-crazy, dumb and dumber, and then the Stupid-Hateful-Ignorant- (what was that T, EMoon???, well I’ll go with the easy T for now) Tea-bagging party.
11One one level I almost wish Trump’s suit would go to trial. I would enjoy hearing him testify that he is not the son of an orangutan and offer his proof. Now that’s entertainment.
12I saw Bill Mahar say that on Leno & immedately thought Trump will sue him. Good, because discovery is a beautiful thing. Maybe Bill Mahar’s lawyers can get the orangutan to release his tax returns proving he’s really not as rich as he claims he is.
13Apparently Maher did not claim that an orangutan was actually The Donald’s father, but Trump’s orange hair certainly would create reasonable grounds to speculate …
14Somehow, somehow, we need to get a “Like” button on these.
15Hard to prove a negative, isn’t it?
16Oh my, my ribs are killing me from laughing so hard. I can’t wait to see the discovery in this case; orangutan semen? Orange hair testing?
17Lynne B – it would be the icing on the cake, the cherry on the banana split, the… oh, fiddle. It’d be terrific.
Corinne Sabo – I think it’s considered impossible. Bwaahahaha.
and I should have said “written posts” as in plural, b’cuz they’re all just stellar.
18I am betting that Trump pays Maher on the abuse of process counterclaim.
19Orangutans are thoughtful and intelligent creatures. I resent your implication that one of them had anything to do with Donald Trump.
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