September 19, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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Kelly needs to start carrying a tranquilizer dart gun when he goes out in public with Trump. (if he forgets to drug him in the morning)
1Kelly probably tried to properly medicate Donnie this morning. He just needs to keep those staff members out of the office who now feel they need a sip of the drugs for their pain. Perhaps Thorazine water coolers for the whole West Wing?
2Kelly may not stay any longer than his predecessor did.
3I’d suggest a bottle of chloroform and an old sock.
4If not Kelly, who? This guy is a battle tested Marine. If no one can step in after Kelly departs, that means more psychotic behavior from the Barking Yam that could lead to pressing a certain button. Hopefully, if no one can be found to fill Kelly’s combat boots, the party will smarten up and get him out of the White House like they did Nixon.
And, yes, I do feel sorry for the gyrene. This is way ore than his country should ask of him.
5At times in my career I have had a boss or co-worker that was a complete loose cannon like Trump. You have to been in the meeting because it is part of the job. You know that there is a 95% chance they are going to say something insulting, clueless, unnecessary, uncomfortable, off-topic or just plain stupid in the face of the opposite party in the meeting.
And you resolve to have a 100% poker face when it happens. But when it happens you end up not being able to endure it the way you thought you could and that’s how you end up looking like Kelly in those photos.
Soldier on. The liquor locker ain’t safe tonight.
6Article 25 of the Constitution, Section 4 allows for the removal of a president who is not capable of carrying out his duties. Kelly needs to seriously think about invoking it before we go to war with North Korea,China, Russia, Iran, not to mention their allies. Trump’s performance today at the U.N. was a travesty and his incoherent speech is proof that he is not capable of understanding the consequences of the violence he has threatened. Kelly can hold his head all he wants, but he is the one who is most qualified to act. Time to act decisively, Gen. Kelly.
7You know he is a clear and present danger to world peace.
God, I’m hoping to make it to 65.
I wonder what the rest of the world leaders are thinking tonight?
And the right wing republican Christian leaders are forgetting the first commandment, Though shalt not kill.
8Annabelle Lee:
9Smacking Donnie’s face with a sock might work better without the chloroform. Just put it on a foot and insert it into a size 10 1/2 steel toe boot in preparation. I happen to know where to find one of each.
Okay, maybe not quite as effective, but it’d certainly be more satisfyin’
On the bright side, Melania’s Botox is working nicely.
10Kelly appears to be free, white and over 21. No one made him take this job. Was he hard up for money? He can certainly walk away from this cluster before the lads in white come for him, too.
All I can say is everyone who stayed home during the last election is responsible for this……..creature…in the WH. Next time get off yer lazy ass and go vote like America’s life depended on it because after a round of Drumpf, America is at death’s door.
11Alan: you are so right. We have all had “that boss” who’s antics force you to rely on a form of composure usually termed the “poker face”. But… then you come across someone like tRump and, on occasion, you are forced to reveal your “Oh, sweet Jesus! face”. And there it is.
And Melanoma? Mentally she’s not even in the room. Look at her eyes. She’s probably wondering which dress and heels would be good for tonight’s meet and greet.
12And arm candy sits there looking absolutely clueless.
13Traitor trump lives in a world of 1 minute soundbites and video games. He is unable to fathom the horrors of a nuclear war because he is not only insane but has always lived in a bubble of protection. His insanity, dementia and total lack of empathy for any living thing could render our only home into a burned out cinder.
14Oh fork me to tears…
Can’t believe that in all my decades that US foreign policy has been reduced to a pissing match between the ‘Jerkoff Jingoist’ versus the ‘RocketMan of the DPRK’.
Sounded to me like the US’s biggest effen Chickenhawk-in-Chief pulled out every stinkin’, pandering, jackoff’s fondest jeans-soaker litany of wetdreams. The teabagging talibangelical RWNJ’s undoubtedly had the best lil’ stiffys of their sorryass lives listening to that sophmoronic screed.
And the perverted pussygrabbing mammon-worshiping SOBOTUS winds it up by referring multiple times to a very particular sounding xtian deity.
Nobody in the whole effen UN could have possibly been offended by that, eh?
Hell yes! Bring on the 21st century NeoConXtian Crusades. WTF could possibly go effen wrong?
No goddamned tRump has ever served the USofA, in any capacity, have they?
15Sandridge: Don’t beat around the bush. Say what you really mean. 🙂
16On another thread, we’re you able to find your boat?
There was a smiley face at the end of that first sentence when I hit send.
17Hey, There are ~75 million people on the Korean peninsula. Most of them are our allies. This isn’t time for a movie style shoot the hostage, and the Rocket Man knows it.
No joke, this clown is freaking bonkers…
18I’d love to be a fly on the wall when scrot’ asks about what was going on in these pics.
19Also can’t help but wonder what’s going through the “little missus” mind during these things. I reckon JAKvirginia pretty much hit the nail on the head!
Is he praying or trying not to throw up on his shoes…?
20P.P., heheh, yeah, been getting in deep doodoo for a long time.
No prob finding the boat, P.P., still riding on it’s lines in the slip, but has some wind/debris damage, many others sunk or otherwise destroyed.
To give y’all some idea of the destruction wrought by Hurricane Harvey, look at the Corpus Christi Weather Office (NOAA) storm report link below.
On the first pic that shows up on the slideshow (I think), my boat lies hidden from view in it’s slip, some 300 yards behind the stripped roadside billboard pole on the left foreground; the big devastated buildings shown center/right look like something out of a war zone, eh?
Czech this out, Harvey after-storm pics by the NOAA guys:
http://www.weather.gov/crp/hurricane_harvey#pics
Now multiply all this by the rest of Harvey, Irma, and the monstrous Maria, which is strengthening to near record-breaking levels (the latest baro pressure is friggin 909mb, sustained winds now 175mph, gusts probably 220mph).
The VI’s and Puerto Rico are doomed…
I’m agnostic, I’m hoping something helps those 3 1/2 million people survive the oncoming Maria.
I’m also a weathernut-stormchaser who’s seen this stuff, I cannot imagine waiting for this inexorable, implacable Maria to hit home…:
Hurricane Maria Tropical Cyclone Update
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL152017
900 PM AST Tue Sep 19 2017
…900 PM AST POSITION AND INTENSITY UPDATE…
…EXTREMELY DANGEROUS CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE MARIA APPROACHING ST. CROIX…
A wind gust to 72 mph (117 km/h) was recently reported in the eastern portion of St. Croix in the U.S. Virgin Islands.
SUMMARY OF 900 PM AST…0100 UTC…INFORMATION
—————————————————
LOCATION…17.1N 64.4W
ABOUT 50 MI…80 KM SSE OF ST. CROIX
ABOUT 145 MI…230 KM SE OF SAN JUAN PUERTO RICO
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS…175 MPH…280 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT…WNW OR 300 DEGREES AT 10 MPH…17 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE…909 MB…26.84 INCHES
Hurricane Maria is already worse than most of these record-setting ones on this N. Atlantic list, and continues to rapidly get more deadly:
21https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_most_intense_tropical_cyclones#North_Atlantic_Ocean
I’m curious–why was Melanie even there? Did anyone else bring a spouse?
22Can’t you just see Melanie’s love for Cheeto Benito just shining?
Neither can I.
23“She’s probably wondering which dress and heels would be good for tonight’s meet and greet.”
24There’s pro’lly some truth in that, but I can’t help but think she’s no doubt pondering the details of that non-disclosure agreement and the pre-nup she signed years ago… not to mention how the child custody thing can be made to work in her favor.
The only personal and professional credibility this man may have left is resignation. Forthwith. He cannot hope to elevate the presidential trash he constantly has to clean up after the fact. Junk is….junk.
25Roku has a channel of very old social studies films. Really. Last night I watched one from WW II about the Nazi concentration camps. It was the real thing, shot immediately following liberation. It was hellish. Stacks of bodies of POWs, Poles, Belgians, Czech civilians and disabled, LBTG, Jews, etc. At several of them the liberators brought out citizens from the nearby German town and forced them to see what was happening in their backyard.
In one case people from the town strolled out, mostly women, smiling, chatting, well-dressed, happy-go-lucky. After a couple buildings and the horrid stench, those expressions had changed to nausea and horror.
That’s what we need to do with every state legislator, Congress person, and candidate and all their aides and advisors. They must have an up close and intimate look at the effects of war. They must see it, touch it, taste it, smell it – before they are allowed to consider authorizing any kind of military action. That includes the entire West Wing. No starting a nominating petition prior to having that experience.
This is not a game or an investment opportunity.
26(My hate for war mongers/lovers is sometimes nearly overwhelming.)
Kelly, you signed up for this. I just wished you’d stood up and screamed, “My God, you lunatic son of a bitch!!”
27Kelly looks as if he is ready to barf bigly; and Melanie, whose face is so stretched she can’t open her eyes or mouth well, is probably hoping for someone’s demise.
28mrs wiggins: I think “resting bitch face” is about the only expression she has.
29A rare opportunity to observe that rarest of species in the wild.
An example of an intelligent, rational, imaginative, experienced, and thoughtful conservative.
30Agree with e platypus onion …. America – be ashamed of your lazy folks who (and you know who you are) didn’t give a damn to get out and VOTE. Globally, not just here, so many have to suffer now.
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