I Knew We Could Count On Alfredo Over At The Dairy Queen
I know you’ve noticed by now that Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen is a man with a lot of insider contacts. But, then again, anybody with a Dairy Queen franchize makes lots of contacts.
Here’s his take on the Jerry Falwell “incident.”
You’re gonna love this.
The Reverend, His Wife, The Pool Boy and a Presidential
Endorsement Obtained by Blackmail?
It seems pretty clear who had the compromising photographs of the Reverend Jerry Falwell, Jr. and his wife.
The Falwells told Cohen that someone had obtained photographs that were embarrassing to them, and was demanding money, the source said. Reuters was unable to determine who made the demand. The source said Cohen flew to Florida and soon met with an attorney for the person with the photographs. Cohen spoke with the attorney, telling the lawyer that his client was committing a crime, and that law enforcement authorities would be called if the demands didn’t stop, the source said.
The matter was soon resolved, the source said, and the lawyer told Cohen that all of the photographs were destroyed.
Gee, who do the Falwells know in Florida? Oh yeah, Giancarlo Granda, a 21-year-old pool attendant at the Fontainebleau Hotel that the Reverend and Mrs. Falwell “befriended” during a Miami vacation – and then loaned $1.8 million to buy a South Beach youth hostel. Oh yeah.
The case raises more questions than answers: Falwell Jr. and his wife appear to have simply “befriended” a then-21-year-old pool attendant while the husband and wife were staying at the ritzy Fontainebleau. They then welcomed the pool attendant into their lives, began flying him around on a private jet, and even put up millions of dollars to help his business ventures. Falwell and his wife have appeared in Facebook photos eating at Macchialina with the pool attendant — a Florida International University graduate named Giancarlo Granda, who now lives in Washington, D.C., and attends Georgetown University.
The reverend, his wife and the pool boy. A ménage a trois in Miami. A cellphone. Seems like a pretty clear violation of the Seventh Amendment.
So did Trump blackmail Falwell into giving him his endorsement for President? Seems like a possible explanation for an otherwise inexplicable act.
Fortunately, Mr. Granda is now a student at Georgetown University. Probably taking final exams this week. I’m sure he’ll be glad to clear this up.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Diary Queen.
I think I love Alfredo. This could turn out to be a really fun story!
Here’s something else to give Dolt45 indigestion:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/05/08/new-york-vote-bill-allowing-congress-request-trumps-state-tax-records/?utm_term=.b5f6fed764d9
1For enough $$$$, I’m sure Mr. Granda would be willing to tell all.
2NY State Attorney General Letitia James versus Michael Cohen or Whitewash Willie Barr? Expect Ms. James to vacuum the fig leaves of ‘executive privilege’ and the pardon pen out of any and all obstruction of justice efforts. Pay attention Nancy & Chuck to how to play strip poker when Donnie is only holding blanks and jokers.
Alfredo, we love and respect you! Just say the word for a case of your favorite, our first born and ten future demands to be yours, if you promise to never share any of those pictures at the WMDBS.
3I think that you meant “Seventh Commandment” instead of the “Seventh Amendment”.
4Of course neither set of guidelines apply to these vermin in the scaled eyes of their worshipers anyway.
Talibangelicals or Trumpanzees, same slavering adulation for the basest grifters ever.
Jane & PKM, I gotta steal “Whitewash Willie”, one of the best epithets ever.
5Philandering Fornicator Falwell and Tiny Twitler Trumpet works too.
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I hope that the Democrats are building a huge oppo database of Repukian salacity [is that a word?] and corruption. Accessible to all D candidates, and ready to roll out when the Repigs start to get nasty. Have prewritten media spots setting live in the ready box just waiting to be triggered.
Screw that “high road” bullshit. This needs to be scorched earth unlimited warfare from now on [after all, that’s the way the R’s have been playing it for many years].
Both of y’alls shalt not covet the poolboy.
Commandments addendum:
1 Befriending part
2 Bumping uglies part
3 Blackmail part
4 Bestowing benefits part
5 Bargaining with Satan (Mephistrumpheles)
6 Burning your keesters off in Hades part
6Sandridge, but does the 7th suggestion for adultery prohibit consensual adultery? It is a reach of biblical proportions for either a Talibangelical or Trumpanzee to use consent and sex in a sentence. The Seventh Amendment would probably give them altitude sickness as it should. Especially if pool boy A uses his lawyering education for financial gain.
7That is one hunk of a pool boy. I wonder which Falwell fell in lust with him.
8The most interesting part of this story is why did the Falwells approach Cohen, Trump’s personal lawyer?
Did Trump obtain the pictures and use them to blackmail Falwell into supporting him?
I can’t imagine they did not know any lawyers that could act for them.
What connection does Trump have with all of this.
BTW- Tiffany Trump goes to Georgetown law school
9Falwell, his wife, the pool boy, mayonaisse, a rubber chicken and a device with batteries. Need I say more?
10The Foulwells were doing missionary work. That is their position.
Georgetown ain’t cheap.
This is much more fun than watching Sessions and Christie interview each other.
11I keep telling people that if you see the words “pool boy” and “evangelist” in the same sentence, you can pretty much count on how things turn out.
12I have read, on several occasions, that Cohen had only two clients. Hannity and Trump. Ask yourself, what would Hannity gain with blackmail, then ask what would Trump.
13Kate @13, Cohen also brokered a deal for RNC deputy finance chair Elliot Broidy. In the tangle of sex, lies and abortion, Broidy did admit to having retained Cohen. Within the rest of the coincidences following Donnie scampering to a meeting with Reince Priebus after which RNC opposition to Donnie’s candidacy waned. Separating the money from the players does leave a number of questions as to who was playing whom.
14# 10 Sam in St. Paul:
15Wouldn’t Miracle Whip instead of mayo be more . . . .
appropriate?
Wow, how democratic! Sounds like the Falwells are taking turns with this guy. As for their “problem”, hey, its all theirs!
16Dick Pic’s for Jesus.!! Has a nice ring to it.
17Oh, please God, let the pictures find their way into the sunlight. This is better than Jim Bakker boo hooing about infidelity, Jimmy Swaggart with his pants down around his ankles or Diaper Dave Vitter!
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