I Knew It! I Knew It! Barbra Streisand Is Causing Global Warming!

December 03, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oklahoma doofus James Inhofe is going to head the Committee on the Environment in the United States Senate.

111_sr_ok_inhofe_jamesHe honestly believes that Barbra Streisand made up global warming to “advance her radical environmental agenda” and fooled 97% of the world’s scientists into believing it.

Holy cow.  He’s serious.

At a climate concern gathering in Copenhagen, Denmark, Inhofe was questioned by a reporter.

That these people who have traveled from all points of the globe to be here are victims of a well-orchestrated hoax?

Yes, he said, still smiling.

That’s some hoax, I countered. But who has engineered such a scam?

Hollywood liberals and extreme environmentalists, Inhofe replied.

Really? I asked. Why would they conspire to scare all these smart people into believing a catastrophe was under way, when all was well?

Inhofe didn’t skip a beat: To advance their radical environmental agenda.

I pressed on: Who in Hollywood is doing this?

The whole liberal crowd, Inhofe said.

But who?

Barbra Streisand, he responded.

I nearly laughed. All these people had assembled in Copenhagen because of Barbra Streisand. A singer and actor had perpetuated the grandest con of the past 100 years?

That’s right, Inhofe said, with a straight face. And others, he added.

Well, I guess it’s a good thing that Barbra didn’t do it alone.

Big oil has given Inhofe enough money to buy Barbra Streisand.  And others.

Well, at least Inhofe’s office is another place we can check off the list on the hunt for the University of Texas missing brains.

Thanks to Fred for the heads up.

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