I Knew It All Along
Well, come to find out, even though Trump constantly says he was great at high school baseball and could have gone pro … no. Not even close.
In fact, he was pretty much the kid they picked last for the team.
Slate has managed to unearth nine box scores from Trump’s time at New York Military Academy, which showed a four-for-29 batting record in his sophomore, junior, and senior seasons, with three runs batted in and a single run scored. Trump’s batting average in the nine games Slate found box scores for stood at a disappointing .138.
I don’t know many first basemen with a .138 batting average outside of Little League. We could ask Yuli Gurriel if he knows any.
He also cheats at golf.
By the way, this is amazing. 42 epic half-innings, one after another
Delusional. Clearly delusional.
1Oh, yeah! And next he will tell us that he is also pretty good at walking on water! Just imagine the lightening bolt tht would generate!
2The Unnatural ~ Trump Death Clock
It is totally coincidental that Ms J J’s post comes out at the same time as this article popped up. I’m referring to his very own scoreboard.
Edit: “The [clock] displays both the number of people who have died in the country from Covid-19 and an estimate of that portion whose lives would have been saved had the president and his administration acted just one week earlier.” —Eugene Jarecki, creator
As of press time, the clock’s count was 43,814. Below large red numbers representing the “estimated portion U.S. Covid-19 deaths due to POTUS inaction” is an explanation:
full article:
3https://www.commondreams.org/news/2020/05/06/trump-death-clock-unveiled-spur-accountability-presidents-fatal-covid-19-failures
in fairness, it’s hard to play well when you have bone spurs….
4“Hey Donnie*, the waterbody sprained his ankle, you’re going in …”
5Wow!
6The lamestream fake news media was out to get Trump way back when, even before Obama’s fake birth certificate!
Thank you Ms. J J, the MLB reprise collection was outstanding and most welcome. Life felt like a long Saturday afternoon for a change.
7Obviously Donnie was a full blown narcissist by high school. Probably even when he was a snotty little shit in little league.
8Trumps legacy will undoubtedly include a number of negatives. I would include his owning a whole new level of narcissism, Trump Narcissistic Disorder, characterized by extreme lying and visions of grandeur.