I Kinda Have My Doubts
Okay, we have a little fun game you can play along.
Donald Trump just said …
“If I win, all of the bad things happening in the U.S. will be rapidly reversed!”
Okay. All? Did you mean all in the sense of everything?
Racism
Acne
When your ice cream cone drips all over your hand
Comcast
Injustice
NFL Stars battering their wives
That thing when you run out of bobbin while sewing and you don’t know so you just keep on sewing but you’re not really sewing because you ran out of damn bobbin
Cancer
Tiger Wood’s golf swing
Ants at picnics
Baptists
Armed robbery
Chip-proof nail polish that always chips
Please feel free to add to the list.
and the heartbreak of psoriasis.
1and Dan Rather’s sequence of events-in no particular order.
2and ice cream that never stops flowing.
and make me young,drop dead gorgeous and rich.
and I could use several boxes of .22 short cartidges for groundhog patrol. They are forever back ordered. (not the groundhogs)
@epo
I beg you try the caliber .22-250 round for your liddle groundhog buddies. You will be gobsmacked as to its effectiveness.
3Love to,Micr, however the prevalence of buildings and cattle in the immediate vicinity preclude me from using even .22 Long Rifle shells,of which I have several. Shots are at less than 50 feet or closer.
4“…if I win….”
Not, “if you elect me”, but “if I win”.
Because there is nothing if I don’t win. I HAVE to WIN. Tells you all you need to know about this narcissist.
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