I Kinda Have My Doubts

April 02, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, we have a little fun game you can play along.

Donald Trump just said

 

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“If I win, all of the bad things happening in the U.S. will be rapidly reversed!”

Okay.  All?  Did you mean all in the sense of everything?

Racism

Acne

When your ice cream cone drips all over your hand

Comcast

Injustice

NFL Stars battering their wives

That thing when you run out of bobbin while sewing and you don’t know so you just keep on sewing but you’re not really sewing because you ran out of damn bobbin

Cancer

Tiger Wood’s golf swing

Ants at picnics

Baptists

Armed robbery

Chip-proof nail polish that always chips

Please feel free to add to the list.

 

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0 Comments to “I Kinda Have My Doubts”


  1. e platypus onion says:

    and the heartbreak of psoriasis.

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  2. e platypus onion says:

    and Dan Rather’s sequence of events-in no particular order.
    and ice cream that never stops flowing.
    and make me young,drop dead gorgeous and rich.
    and I could use several boxes of .22 short cartidges for groundhog patrol. They are forever back ordered. (not the groundhogs)

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  3. @epo

    I beg you try the caliber .22-250 round for your liddle groundhog buddies. You will be gobsmacked as to its effectiveness.

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  4. e platypus onion says:

    Love to,Micr, however the prevalence of buildings and cattle in the immediate vicinity preclude me from using even .22 Long Rifle shells,of which I have several. Shots are at less than 50 feet or closer.

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  5. “…if I win….”

    Not, “if you elect me”, but “if I win”.

    Because there is nothing if I don’t win. I HAVE to WIN. Tells you all you need to know about this narcissist.

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