I Hope You’re Not Wearing Your Good Pants Because This Will Knock Them Off Of You
There is a man who walks this planet with you and me, apparently looking normal but entertaining grotesque thoughts in his head that …
…. Randy Neugebauer is not conservative enough. Oh yeah.
Dr. Donald May said he is eager to debate liberals and champion conservatism after he announced his candidacy in the Republican primary for the U.S. House of Representatives seat now held by Republican Randy Neugebauer.
Okay, imagine someone more conservative than West Texas Congressslither Randy Neugebauer. Hey, I can imagine someone smarter, someone more honest, someone better looking (but not this guy), someone nicer, but I cannot, I really cannot, imagine someone more conservative. I think it’s impossible by all known information about physics and geometry and stuff.
And lookie here –
On Thursday, May said he would fight for a strong military, against the Affordable Care Act and for smaller government in general.
Hey Guy, that’s what Randy Neugebauer does all day every day.
“I plan to be writing a lot of short bills — 8 to 15 pages — to chip away at some of these issues,” May said, explaining he hopes to defund the health care act, eliminate the Environmental Protection Agency and other programs he believes should be handled by states and local leaders.
So, he thinks the problem in Washington is that the bills are too long? That’s the problem? So he’s going to write a bunch of short pesky bills to irritate the hell outta everybody and hope they surrender? That’s not a plan – that’s a threat.
Hey, it didn’t work for Ted Cruz. If Ted Cruz proved anything, it’s that there is a high pesky tolerance in Washington DeeCee.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen, who eats pesky for breakfast, for the heads up.
Oh, brotherrrr! That’s what they all say. Its shorthand for “I have the attention span of a turnip, I hate reading anything longer than the first offering on an IHOP menu, and everything and everyone around me is way tooooo big, even Mavis’s teacup poodle.” The anthem of a loser!
1I can’t even think of anything useful to say here. Sigh.
2Oh, yeah. All our problems will be solved if we just get rid of the EPA. And, leave it to the states–whose governments are bought and paid for by the most polluting industries of them all. Good Show!
3Okay. I don’t know where this guy lives but first I want to know what area of Texas he lives in. Next I want to know, is he the first son of a huge land and other resource owning family so they feel like a dynasty? You gotta think about these things. Does he feel morally obligated to entertain everyone who shows up at church on Sunday and feed them roast back at the ranch? If so, he feels threatened by any governing body larger than the Good Ol’ Boys Coffee Group that gets together every day at the local cafe. I am serious. What we oughta do is get a group together and show up at his church and sing real loud and smile at him a lot and scare him to death and hint loudly that we sure would like to go home with him for dinner.
4At first I thought the Republican Party / Tea Party feud was like a romantic comedy heading for an amusing divorce.
Then a month ago I slowly realized, no, it’s really a war movie.
Over the last few weeks it’s turned into a continental wide armageddon style disaster flick. Massive ocean tidal wave, meteor speeding toward North America, passing a bill in the House of Representatives, your choice, same result.
But now, now, it’s quickly degenerated into a 1950’s B-grade cannibal pot boiler. They’re putting each other into giant cast iron cookware, bringing the broth to a simmer, boiling until tender, and then, dinner is served. You win if you don’t end up as an item on the menu. But the winners have yet to realize what it is that makes them winners. Hopefully the voters do.
5More conservative than Newbooger?!
6Hurray Rick, you’ve got it figured out. Now we’re back to the good old sequester days.
7What is it with all these ophthalmologists? First Rand Paul and then this guy. I worked for one for several years who could probably out-conservative both of them. Maybe looking at people’s eyeballs all day does something to them..
8I’ve been following Dr. Donald R. May for nearly a year and posting about some his nonsense on DU occasionally. The doctor was released from UMC at Lubbock and subsequently sued his colleagues even though there was some questions about fraudulent Medicaid billing. The doctor has also received over $65 thousand in farm subsidies since 1995. His hypocrisy is noted in the Lubbock area and he is considered to be a joke.
9Teabag Climate change deniers are, of course,
10in a good place…the Alternate Universe. of course there is no need for the EPA because pollution just doesn’t exist, just like they were NOT responsible for shutting down the US gov, and affordable care is the worst affront facing
the American people. What are these morons smoking?
I pity anyone that receives medical attention from this worm….
11Is this guy aware that writing bills does not actually accomplish anything? That they have to be passed by Congress and signed by the President?
12Just keeps buying puppets.
13If this ol’ boy beats Randy, what happens to the yacht?
14Well, Dr. May and any other crackpot who can afford the publicity can run for whatever her wants, it’s a free country, for now. And why wouldn’t they? After the last two congressional elections these rabid maroons saw a horde of people just like them swept into office. It’s going to take a while for the momentum gained by the RWNJs to slow, especially in the backwater districts. It will also probably take the demise of a whole lot of old white men (apologies to all old while male customers of the beauty salon, I know y’all are not the problem) and the enfranchisement of a a whole lot of brown people.
15The good news is, the longer the republicans send morons and the ever-popular bat-crap crazy to Washington, the less effective they become.
Me, I’m stocking up on popcorn for the next show.
16Twitch McConnell is now taking credit for the sequester,it is all he has left after the gubmint shutdown. A year ago he tried his damndest to pin the sequester on Obama.
17Zyxomma is right. Also, every election that involves additional amendments to the amendment festooned Texas Constitution, city councils, school boards, bond proposals, or your local HOA.
18Republicans are scum.
19Seems everything they do, touch, even think up is pure crap.
At least the rape case of 13 and 14 year old girls by those disgusting Republican spawn is being reopened after MUCH public outcry.
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/10/20/us/high-school-sexual-assault-case-is-reopened-haunting-missouri-town.html
The 19th congressional district in west Texas stretches from Graham to the New Mexico border. It is more than 75% white, mostly old white folks who oppose all government spending not for defense or farm subsidies. Probably most of the voters resemble both Dr. May and the incumbent, both in apperance and mean spiritedness. Lubbock and Abilene share all of the districts moderates, seven in Lubbock, the other two in Abilene. Its area is likely to increase in the next census while the population grows even older.
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