I Have Begun Believing Five or Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast
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A group of eleven women come in for lunch and pitch a wall eyed snot nosed hissy fit because the 17 year old hostess won’t seat more than six of them at a single table because that there’s the rules at Chili’s during the virus. They get mad. One of them picks up a wet floor sign and hits the hostess with it, causing her to have to go get two stitches above her eye. They leave before the police get there.
Billy Woods, the sheriff in Marion County, up and decided that it would be best for all involved that no employee of the sheriff’s department or any visitors to that office would be allowed to wear a facemask. Because … he says he can find a professional to say masks are harmful for every professional you can find who says they are helpful. Okay, that’s not a reason – because he’s an idiot. His order was issued the same day that Florida set a one-day record for the most Coronavirus deaths and his own county had 13 deaths that day.
Georgia’s 14th Congressional District
Last night Marjorie Taylor Greene won the GOP primary for a very red district in Georgia. Marjorie is a strong believer in QAnon and promises to bring class to congress as she spoke last night promising to get rid on Nancy Pelosi. “She’s a hypocrite. She’s anti-American. And we’re going to kick that b**** out of Congress.” Majorie will be honored with a tin foil hat swearing in ceremony.
Thanks to Vickie for the heads up.