First, there’s an editorial in the Washington Post from a constitutional scholar explaining why Ted Cruz cannot be president and it doesn’t include the words “because he’s a blowhard fool” anywhere in it, which proves it’s a better job writing than I can do.

James Madison, known as the “father of the Constitution,” stated, “It is an established maxim that birth is a criterion of allegiance. . . . [And] place is the most certain criterion; it is what applies in the United States.”

Cruz is, of course, a U.S. citizen. As he was born in Canada, he is not natural-born.

This scholar also points out the errant ways of those who try to twist the constitution to say that Ted, who is blowhard fool, can be president.  She says they “misapply and ignore the relevant law.”  You know, as does the blowhard fool, Ted Cruz.

And then, there’s this.  Ted’s Mom may have become a Canadian citizen herself.

Yet Cruz’s mother’s name appears on a Canadian government document, obtained by TPM in 2013, that lists Canadian citizens eligible to vote in 1974.

Well, theres the other possibility – she may have been trying to commit voter fraud.  That might be compensation for having given birth to a blowhard fool.

But the Number One Reason Ted Cruz Can’t Be Pesident?

There ya go.